Discussion in 'Offtopic Discussions' started by Løra (Lolla), Oct 18, 2013.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
This thread really needs a 'groan' button in addition to (or possibly replacing) the 'like' button.
6:30 is the best time of day, hands down.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were watch dogs.
... and then he got a copyright infringement notice from Rolex, Timex and UbiSoft... so now he has to rename his dogs... F2
^ Wouldn't that be trademark infringement?
... not if one of the dogs was female, and the other one male...
TL;DR: Yeah, you are right... lapsus linguae
What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots.
The punctual zombie was undead on time.
Did you know they won't be making yard sticks any longer?
Separate names with a comma.