(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Null]

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.

 

[levi]

This thread really needs a 'groan' button in addition to (or possibly replacing) the 'like' button.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

6:30 is the best time of day, hands down.

 

[Null]

Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were watch dogs.

 

[FBnil]

Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were watch dogs.

... and then he got a copyright infringement notice from Rolex, Timex and UbiSoft... so now he has to rename his dogs... F2

 

[Binky]

^ Wouldn't that be trademark infringement?

 

[FBnil]

^ Wouldn't that be trademark infringement?

... not if one of the dogs was female, and the other one male...

TL;DR: Yeah, you are right... lapsus linguae

 

[Null]

What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots.

 

[Null]

The punctual zombie was undead on time.

 

[Null]

Did you know they won't be making yard sticks any longer?

 

[ible]

my dog had a debilitating addiction to chewing through stuff, but after rehab and gaining some metal he's got a new leash on life.

 

[Null]

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

 

[Null]

I was lonely, so I bought some shares. It's nice to have a bit of company.

 

[comradekingu]

bob was reluctant to comment on annies sudden weight gain, for fear she had taken a conscious decision to wearing a bomb vest.

 

[Null]

Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

 

[DrHAX]

I borrowed a watch and was late to work. The boss wasn't pleased with me being on somebody else's time.
[doublepost=1496430343,1496430271][/doublepost]I recently took a trip to Pripyat, the hotel we stayed at had glowing reviews.

 

[Null]

I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.

 

[DrHAX]

I once invited a comedian to my house for dinner. He tasted funny.

In my youth I stole a bucket of paint but spilt it on myself. I was caught red handed.

Some people say decapitation is the only way to get ahead in life.

 

[Null]

Aim for the stars! But first take care of the bodyguards.

 

[DrHAX]

I got into an argument with my barber. It was a very hairy situation.