(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Null]

They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.

 

[Null]

Why can't you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

 

[ible]

there was a criminal who hid his murder weapon in the laundry basket. it did little to hamper the investigation.

 

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[ClockworkCoder]

Man enters a pet shop, walks straight up to the counter and says "Can I buy a wasp?"

"Wasps!? We don't sell wasps!"

"Oh really," says the man, "but you have one in the window!"

 

[Null]

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

 

[kuru]

Why is leather armor the best for sneaking? It's made from hide.

 

[Null]

I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.

 

[DrHAX]

A pilot, in a spur of the moment decided he needed to loose weight. His passengers were not thrilled with his decision.

 

[Null]

Never iron a four leaf clover. You don't want to press your luck.

 

[ible]

what do you call a line of bears which blocks traffic?

Spoiler

a barricade.

the all-bear cast of les miserables had a considerably more interesting wall built out of actors.

Spoiler

beyond the barricade is there a world you long to see!?

 

[Null]

Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

 

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[Null]

https://notalwaysright.com/puns-with-friends/89090/

 

[Null]

Everyone said that the mad scientist's brain-swapping machine would never work, but I bet he'll change a lot of people's minds.

 

[Null]

I used to have a pet leech. It was attached to me.

 

[rygD]

I bet it was a drain on you, pet leeches suck.

 

[Null]

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom demand.