(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


Reality is always bringing the worst jokes.

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Why did Donald Trump quitted his dog-catcher job?

Because he prefers to grab pussies.

(My own joke, not sure if it is funny ^^)
 
The answers to my anatomy test were inside me the whole time.

I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt. Then it clicked.

I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
 
My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart.
 
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