(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Null]

Did she ever get promoted on the show?)

http://www.stdimension.org/Biographies/KiraNerysE.htm

 

[rygD]

http://www.stdimension.org/Biographies/KiraNerysE.htm

I am not familiar with that site, so I will check it out in depth later. I have been watching DS9 again recently. She currently has a baby O'Brien parasite. Mirror Universe Kira and Smiley should have made a baby.

 

[Null]

The Hand family consists of 10 electricians. Their motto is "Many Hands make light work."

 

[FBnil]

 

[Null]

Would a cardboard belt be a waist of paper?

 

[mclien]

If god were a woman, man would have the penises directly at their chins.

 

[Null]

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

 

[Null]

http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=68266

 

[levi]

http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=68266

Or, with slightly less weird american food and a whole lot more geek:
http://xkcd.com/1767/

 

[Null]

 

[Null]

 

[Klumpen]

Tearable puns:

Spoiler

 

[FaeMinx]

Tearable puns:

Spoiler

The fourth one is either unfunny or I don't understand it.

I've never heard of a nick nack joke.
Is it a thing or is it no more than:

So and so laughed at a monkey...
And he knows I don't like primate jokes.

Which is not funny or clever, but that is exactly what the joke seems to me.

And the last one I don't understand at all. - I have no idea what a cart has to with greeting.
Cards however...

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[Null]

I’ve just been playing The Sims.

My wife keeps getting into arguments because I don’t have much of a social life. My fish just died. My son keeps coming up to me telling me he’s hungry. So I built a little square room on the side of our house and put him and my wife in it, locked the door and went back upstairs to play The Sims.

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[Klumpen]

 

[comradekingu]

Hello, this is joke

Hans had been sloppy so he was called a nob-end, he responded "N'abend".

The hawaaian girl only tried to say hello to an admiral from star trek, when she slipped on a banana peel and fell down a set of stairs. This set us up the bomb.

 

[Null]

 

[rygD]

And the last one I don't understand at all. - I have no idea what a cart has to with greeting.
Cards however...

At Wal-Mart there are people that stand near the door and greet you as you enter the building. Sometimes they give you a shopping cart as well.

 

[FaeMinx]

Ah... cultural differences.

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[Swordfish II]

Want to hear a joke about ghosts?
That's the spirit!