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...I know how you feel Uncle Jack!
I've recently developed a fear of elevators...
...But I'm taking steps to avoid them!


You shouldn't trust atoms...
...They make up everything!


Wanna hear a joke about paper?
...Nope? Don't blame you, it was tearable!


My girlfriend is on a new Tropical Food Diet...
...The house is full of the stuff!
...It's enough to make a mango crazy!
 

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What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated milk.

How do you know the Invisible Man has no children?
Because he's not apparent.

I might have an open casket funeral...
Remains to be seen.

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
 

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So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humour.

The tale of the haunted refrigerator was chilling.
 
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