Reality is always bringing the worst jokes.
K Klumpen Forum Addict! Joined Nov 19, 2011 Messages 8,577 Nov 16, 2016 #1,201 Reality is always bringing the worst jokes.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,880 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 16, 2016 #1,202 "I'll get you back for that, Peter Pan", said Captain Hook offhandedly. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. What does a house wear? A dress. Last edited: Nov 16, 2016
"I'll get you back for that, Peter Pan", said Captain Hook offhandedly. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. What does a house wear? A dress.
Løra (Lolla) Empress of AquaLuna Staff member Joined Mar 7, 2013 Messages 744 Location Surrey, England Nov 17, 2016 #1,203 I don't think I was animated enough, when telling my cartoon joke..
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,880 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 17, 2016 #1,204 Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on. Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company. So, you’re not afraid of ghost puns? That’s the spirit!
Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on. Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company. So, you’re not afraid of ghost puns? That’s the spirit!
rohezal Advanced Member Joined Oct 18, 2009 Messages 1,712 Nov 17, 2016 #1,205 Why did Donald Trump quitted his dog-catcher job? Because he prefers to grab pussies. (My own joke, not sure if it is funny ^^)
Why did Donald Trump quitted his dog-catcher job? Because he prefers to grab pussies. (My own joke, not sure if it is funny ^^)
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,880 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 17, 2016 #1,206 I'm feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
I'm feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
ible professional vim user Joined Mar 24, 2014 Messages 2,592 Location Seattle, WA Nov 19, 2016 #1,207 did you hear about the CIA analyst who is predicting that tanzania and uganda will fight over coffee beans? he's worried it'll be grounds for World War III.
did you hear about the CIA analyst who is predicting that tanzania and uganda will fight over coffee beans? he's worried it'll be grounds for World War III.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,880 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 19, 2016 #1,208 The answers to my anatomy test were inside me the whole time. I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt. Then it clicked. I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
The answers to my anatomy test were inside me the whole time. I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt. Then it clicked. I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,880 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 20, 2016 #1,209 My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, even the diaper bag. But all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, even the diaper bag. But all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,880 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 20, 2016 #1,211 My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive. I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart.
My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive. I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart.
PowerGod Forum Addict! Joined Jun 20, 2011 Messages 4,468 Nov 20, 2016 #1,212 Klumpen said: Click to expand... Y NO NIPPLE !!
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,880 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 20, 2016 #1,213 Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands. I love telling that joke, it never gets old.
K Klumpen Forum Addict! Joined Nov 19, 2011 Messages 8,577 Nov 20, 2016 #1,214 PowerGod said: Y NO NIPPLE !! Click to expand... It's 'Murican = No nipples and no Asian main actor.
rygD Nihilistic Mystic Joined Feb 28, 2014 Messages 7,684 Location Everywhere Nov 20, 2016 #1,216 At least it didn't include a sheepdog.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,880 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 20, 2016 #1,217 https://stallman.org/puns.html
Kev2442 Still French Joined Nov 4, 2014 Messages 646 Location 42 (Loire) is the answer. Nov 21, 2016 #1,218 Have you ever been to a terrorist party ? It's always a blast !
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 15,880 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Nov 21, 2016 #1,219 My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I ended up having to take his bike away. Picture related:
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I ended up having to take his bike away. Picture related: