(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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"I'll get you back for that, Peter Pan", said Captain Hook offhandedly.
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
What does a house wear? A dress.
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
What does a house wear? A dress.
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I don't think I was animated enough, when telling my cartoon joke..
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Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.
So, you’re not afraid of ghost puns? That’s the spirit!
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.
So, you’re not afraid of ghost puns? That’s the spirit!
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I'm feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
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professional vim user
did you hear about the CIA analyst who is predicting that tanzania and uganda will fight over coffee beans?
he's worried it'll be grounds for World War III.
he's worried it'll be grounds for World War III.
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The answers to my anatomy test were inside me the whole time.
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt. Then it clicked.
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seat belt. Then it clicked.
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, even the diaper bag. But all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart.
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
My dad suggested I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart.
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Y NO NIPPLE !!
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Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
I love telling that joke, it never gets old.
I love telling that joke, it never gets old.
It's 'Murican = No nipples and no Asian main actor.
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rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
At least it didn't include a sheepdog.
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Kev2442
Still French
Have you ever been to a terrorist party ? It's always a blast !
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I ended up having to take his bike away.
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