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I was watching an interview with Frank Sinatra where he was asked if he had any children.
"Rugrats? I've had a few," he said.
"Rugrats? I've had a few," he said.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
- Thread starter Løra (Lolla)
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The inventor of the text message has died.
The inventor of autocorrect is said to be demonstrated.
The inventor of autocorrect is said to be demonstrated.
Jack Sparrows twin brother was detained by customs when he tried to get into the US recently. Thing is, they are cracking down on pirate copies.
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Customer: I'm running Windows Vista...
Helpdesk: Yes...
Customer: And my computer isn't working!
Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Neither, it's my new iPhone.
Helpdesk: Yes...
Customer: And my computer isn't working!
Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Neither, it's my new iPhone.
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Im happy to live in Germany in 2015, not at the times of Adolf Hitler:
I dotnt know how i should live in a world where every collor was "Black White"
I dotnt know how i should live in a world where every collor was "Black White"
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The knights facing each other at King Arthur's table disagreed a lot, because they were diametrically opposed.
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Teacher: What do you get when you have 10 sweets and you give 2 to someone else?
Student: 10 sweets.
Teacher: Ok, what do you get when you have 10 sweets and someone forcibly takes 2 sweets from you?
Student: 10 sweets and a dead body.
Student: 10 sweets.
Teacher: Ok, what do you get when you have 10 sweets and someone forcibly takes 2 sweets from you?
Student: 10 sweets and a dead body.
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If anyone knows any salad puns lettuce hear them.
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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?
Less than would be required for a heavy one.
Less than would be required for a heavy one.
How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Less than required if it was an in-the-dark bulb
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FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
How many people does it take to change a bulb?
Just one, as long as they have a trowel and some gardening sense.
Just one, as long as they have a trowel and some gardening sense.
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"We’ve got a new toaster," said a little boy to his friend. "It’s really clever. When the toast is done a bell rings." "Ours is better," says his friend. "When the toast’s done it sends out smoke signals."
Happy independence day !!
Lets hope the Aliens dosnt come this yeahr..
Lets hope the Aliens dosnt come this yeahr..
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I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
