(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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sheepluva
The fluffiest of all.
A blind criminal walks into a bar. Then moves back to the other side of his cell.
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Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
Because you will get Jurasskicked.
Because you will get Jurasskicked.
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I used to employ two people in my whoopee cushion factory but I had to let one go.
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I heard a really funny time travel joke tomorrow.
I’ve drawn a self portrait in a special ultraviolet ink. Now people see me in a different light.
I saw the world’s biggest fan last week. It blew me away.
I’ve drawn a self portrait in a special ultraviolet ink. Now people see me in a different light.
I saw the world’s biggest fan last week. It blew me away.
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FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
These jokes are getting awfully punny...
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Never judge a book by its cover.
Use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything."
Thought: Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything."
Thought: Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Neelix
Insecticidal Maniac
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with your fist.
FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
That's why being vendictive will not bring you the change you desire...
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
^ Who ever said God didn't have a sense of humour?
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If you can smell smörgås, phone the smörgåsbord.
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I've finally stopped drinking for good.
Now I drink for evil.
Now I drink for evil.
Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I can really see myself doing.
Two cats tried to cross a river. Cat 1 is named "one-two-three" and cat 2 is named "un-deux-trois". Which one made it across? "One-two-three" did, because "un-deux-trois" cat sank.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I can really see myself doing.
Two cats tried to cross a river. Cat 1 is named "one-two-three" and cat 2 is named "un-deux-trois". Which one made it across? "One-two-three" did, because "un-deux-trois" cat sank.
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I've never tried inhaling helium for amusement.
But people speak very highly of it.
But people speak very highly of it.
What was the most popular band during the Jurassic period? T-Rex
Rykr_munstr
Member
Touch Gently, use 2 fingers inside if wider use 3 fingers.
Make sure it is wet, rubbing in an up an down motion.
That is how you clean a glass!.
Make sure it is wet, rubbing in an up an down motion.
That is how you clean a glass!.
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
