(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


I was watching an interview with Frank Sinatra where he was asked if he had any children.


"Rugrats? I've had a few," he said.
 
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Scientists claim to  have discovered a link between thick bacon and pig-ignorance - but I think they're telling porkies.
 
Customer: I'm running Windows Vista...


Helpdesk: Yes...


Customer: And my computer isn't working!


Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.


Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


Neither, it's my new iPhone.
 
Im happy to live in Germany in 2015, not at the times of Adolf Hitler:


I dotnt know how i should live in a world where every collor was "Black White"
 
Teacher: What do you get when you have 10 sweets and you give 2 to someone else?


Student: 10 sweets.


Teacher: Ok, what do you get when you have 10 sweets and someone forcibly takes 2 sweets from you?


Student: 10 sweets and a dead body.
 
"We’ve got a new toaster," said a little boy to his friend. "It’s really clever. When the toast is done a bell rings." "Ours is better," says his friend. "When the toast’s done it sends out smoke signals."
 
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