(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


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At school we discussed the great rulers. I opted for the Helix 30cm shatterproof.

So what if I can't spell armaggedon? It's not the end of the world.

Me and my mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel.

I won.
 
Inigo: That Vizzini, he can fuss.

Fezzik: Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at us.

Inigo: Probably he means no harm.

Fezzik: He’s really very short on charm.

Inigo: You have a great gift for rhyme.

Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.

Vizzini: Enough of that.

Inigo: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.

Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.

Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
 
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