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My friend told me he’s fed up with me talking like a newsreader. More on that story later.
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If you drop a computer off the Empire State Building - would it be a Dell in sky fall?
Why did the woman's secret get out when she whispered it on a farm in Switzerland? Because the goat heard her...
Thank you, thank you. Please; don't laugh too much on my account
lol
Why did the woman's secret get out when she whispered it on a farm in Switzerland? Because the goat heard her...
Thank you, thank you. Please; don't laugh too much on my account
lol
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I had an accident earlier opening an ice cream tub.
I trapped my finger in the Carte D'Or.
I trapped my finger in the Carte D'Or.
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I've got a new job in a biscuit factory.
So far I've made a packet.
So far I've made a packet.
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From the top of my head...
SONY is not PHONY
Micro$oft XXXBONER
Microbucks Windon't
Nintendon't (Pii)
Samsucks
Scamsung
Scumsung
chlamVYDIA
and the Number 1 P.O.S. company award goes to...
crApple (iSuck)
SONY is not PHONY
Micro$oft XXXBONER
Microbucks Windon't
Nintendon't (Pii)
Samsucks
Scamsung
Scumsung
chlamVYDIA
and the Number 1 P.O.S. company award goes to...
crApple (iSuck)
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11.34: Arrived at crime scene.
11.34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle.
11.34: Found murder weapon in drain.
11.34: Realised watch was broken.
11.34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle.
11.34: Found murder weapon in drain.
11.34: Realised watch was broken.
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Are you here all week?If you drop a computer off the Empire State Building - would it be a Dell in sky fall?
Why did the woman's secret get out when she whispered it on a farm in Switzerland? Because the goat heard her...
Thank you, thank you. Please; don't laugh too much on my account
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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How many members of a certain demographic does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A finite number. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
A finite number. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
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Why are most girls' pubic hairs curly/wavey?
...because if they were straight they'd poke your freakin' eyes out!
...because if they were straight they'd poke your freakin' eyes out!
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used
once, never opened.
Police are searching for a thief who robs his victims by threatening them with a lighted match.
They want to catch him before he strikes again.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
once, never opened.
Police are searching for a thief who robs his victims by threatening them with a lighted match.
They want to catch him before he strikes again.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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Nintendo Switch
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I love FBS Weapon of Choice :wub:
Weapon of Choice :wub:
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My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.
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As a family we couldn't decide if we should have Grandma buried or cremated.
So in the end, we let her live.
So in the end, we let her live.
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My mate was so drunk the other night, he climbed into a grandfather clock and tried to make a phone call.
A blonde took her goldfish to the vet and told him, “I think it has epilepsy.”
The vet took a look at the fish and said, “It seems calm enough to me.”
The blonde responded, “Well, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”
The vet took a look at the fish and said, “It seems calm enough to me.”
The blonde responded, “Well, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”
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I'm making a fortune out of promoting home security systems.
The pitch is easy. All I do is say "Hello".
At 3 in the morning whilst sitting on the end of their bed.
The pitch is easy. All I do is say "Hello".
At 3 in the morning whilst sitting on the end of their bed.
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Large crystal ball for sale. £50, but you will haggle me down to £35.
