Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,173 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 13, 2015 #861 My optometrist thinks my eyes will probably improve. Unfortunately my pessometrist thinks they'll get worse.
My optometrist thinks my eyes will probably improve. Unfortunately my pessometrist thinks they'll get worse.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,173 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 13, 2015 #862 I worked with a civil engineer today. I must admit, he was very polite.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,173 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 14, 2015 #863 Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,173 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 16, 2015 #864 Mercury has a harsh climate, as the day time temperature is 430 degrees Celcius. At night however, it freezes to -170 degrees Celcius. First world problems. Last edited by a moderator: Jun 16, 2015
Mercury has a harsh climate, as the day time temperature is 430 degrees Celcius. At night however, it freezes to -170 degrees Celcius. First world problems.
Binky Death's Steed Staff member Joined May 28, 2003 Messages 6,997 Location 16A (TO) Jun 16, 2015 #865 Does Jill know anything about the land west of Canada? I dunno - ah'll aask 'er...
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,173 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 16, 2015 #866 How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That’s a hardware issue. Last edited by a moderator: Jun 16, 2015
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,173 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 18, 2015 #868 I got sacked from my job for "Not taking opportunities as they appear". In fairness its a nicer way of wording "Because you had to be rescued from the revolving door in the lobby".
I got sacked from my job for "Not taking opportunities as they appear". In fairness its a nicer way of wording "Because you had to be rescued from the revolving door in the lobby".
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,173 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 19, 2015 #869 I honestly can't count the number of times I've been told I'm innumerate.
TheTeaGuy Still Fresh Joined Dec 17, 2013 Messages 27 Age 29 Location England Jun 19, 2015 #870 Did you hear about that French Cheese Factory that exploded? All that was left was Debrie.
sebt3 homebrew player (P. & C.) Joined Sep 9, 2008 Messages 4,885 Age 44 Location France Website sebt3.openpandora.org Jun 19, 2015 #871 French jokes don't always translate well Last edited by a moderator: Jun 19, 2015
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,173 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 19, 2015 #872 My neighbour Benjamin is a butcher, who sells meat that becomes less stale the older it gets. The curious case of Benjamin's mutton.
My neighbour Benjamin is a butcher, who sells meat that becomes less stale the older it gets. The curious case of Benjamin's mutton.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,173 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 21, 2015 #875 Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,173 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 22, 2015 #876 How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning. Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning. Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
sheepluva The fluffiest of all. Joined May 13, 2015 Messages 25 Location Hedgewars Website hedgewars.org Jun 22, 2015 #877 Striku said: Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving. Click to expand... Reminds me of: I want to die peacefully during sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and flailing, like his car passengers.
Striku said: Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving. Click to expand... Reminds me of: I want to die peacefully during sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and flailing, like his car passengers.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,173 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 22, 2015 #878 I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Binky Death's Steed Staff member Joined May 28, 2003 Messages 6,997 Location 16A (TO) Jun 22, 2015 #879 How do you tell the difference bettween a chemist and a bus driver? Ask them to pronounce "unionised"!
How do you tell the difference bettween a chemist and a bus driver? Ask them to pronounce "unionised"!
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,173 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 23, 2015 #880 You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.