(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


I saw a huge UFO hovering above my house this morning - it was a bright yellow sphere, that emitted a strange warmth for a few seconds, and then disappeared into the clouds.

The wife reckoned it was the sun; but I've never heard anything so ridiculous.
 
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What did the alien who was unsure of his height say?

Take me to your ruler!

What did the self-assembly alien say?

I come in pieces!
 
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