Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,228 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jan 16, 2014 #221 When do astronauts eat? At launch time.
Løra (Lolla) Empress of AquaLuna Staff member Joined Mar 7, 2013 Messages 744 Location Surrey, England Jan 16, 2014 #222 After a bank robbery, a dalmatian was arrested. He had been spotted outside.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,228 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jan 16, 2014 #223 She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
Løra (Lolla) Empress of AquaLuna Staff member Joined Mar 7, 2013 Messages 744 Location Surrey, England Jan 16, 2014 #224 Lol
PokeParadox Founder of Pirate Games - Penjin Coder Staff member Joined Dec 8, 2005 Messages 6,603 Age 41 Location UK Website pokeparadox.itch.io WEBSITE https://github.com/pokeparadox YOUTUBE pokeparadox Jan 16, 2014 #225 Where does [insert famous dictator's name here] keep his armies? Up his sleevies.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,228 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jan 16, 2014 #226 Psychiatrist to chicken: "Why do YOU think you cross the road?" Last edited by a moderator: Jan 16, 2014
KillRoXx Member Joined Aug 10, 2013 Messages 223 Age 29 Location Somewhere on Earth Jan 17, 2014 #227 Strigoi said: Did you hear about boomerangs? They're coming back. Click to expand... I actually laughed quite heartily. How does a dictator win a race? He Cheats.
Strigoi said: Did you hear about boomerangs? They're coming back. Click to expand... I actually laughed quite heartily. How does a dictator win a race? He Cheats.
KillRoXx Member Joined Aug 10, 2013 Messages 223 Age 29 Location Somewhere on Earth Jan 17, 2014 #228 Two men walk into a bar. the first man asks for H2O the second man says " i want some H2O too!" the second man died.
Two men walk into a bar. the first man asks for H2O the second man says " i want some H2O too!" the second man died.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,228 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jan 17, 2014 #229 What is the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet. Last edited by a moderator: Jan 17, 2014
Løra (Lolla) Empress of AquaLuna Staff member Joined Mar 7, 2013 Messages 744 Location Surrey, England Jan 17, 2014 #230 Lolololol
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,228 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jan 18, 2014 #231 Did you hear about the fly that sat on the toilet seat? He got pissed off.
rohezal Advanced Member Joined Oct 18, 2009 Messages 1,712 Jan 18, 2014 #232 She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still. Click to expand... I don't get this one. Is "loved her still" some saying with a deeper meaning? A whiskey maker is a device, or?
She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still. Click to expand... I don't get this one. Is "loved her still" some saying with a deeper meaning? A whiskey maker is a device, or?
iprice Certified Guru Joined Jan 31, 2008 Messages 3,281 Age 54 Location MK. UK. OK. Website Visit site Jan 18, 2014 #233 A "still" is a huge vat where whisky/whiskey is made/brewed/stored - Last edited by a moderator: Jan 18, 2014
Binky Death's Steed Staff member Joined May 28, 2003 Messages 6,997 Location 16A (TO) Jan 18, 2014 #234 The second meaning is that same as if it were: She was only a whiskey-maker, but he still loved her. or She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her anyway. Last edited by a moderator: Jan 18, 2014
The second meaning is that same as if it were: She was only a whiskey-maker, but he still loved her. or She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her anyway.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,228 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jan 18, 2014 #235 The ghost teacher was showing her class how to walk through walls. "Now did all of you understand that?" she asked. "If not, I'll just go through it again."
The ghost teacher was showing her class how to walk through walls. "Now did all of you understand that?" she asked. "If not, I'll just go through it again."
C CocoCreekFisherman Guest Jan 20, 2014 #236 What do you call cheese that is not yours? NACHO cheese How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hottubs. :lol:
What do you call cheese that is not yours? NACHO cheese How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hottubs. :lol:
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,228 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jan 20, 2014 #237 How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
C CocoCreekFisherman Guest Jan 21, 2014 #238 What is black,white,black,white,black,white and red all over? A Nun rolling down a hill.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,228 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jan 21, 2014 #239 A skeleton walks into an ice cream shop and says... "Give me an Ice Cream and a Mop!"
C CocoCreekFisherman Guest Jan 21, 2014 #240 An 98 year old man shuffles into a whore house and is created by the Madam. The Madam says " Oh old man leave you've had it'. The old man replies "Well how much do I owe you?".
An 98 year old man shuffles into a whore house and is created by the Madam. The Madam says " Oh old man leave you've had it'. The old man replies "Well how much do I owe you?".