(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Null]

When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

After a bank robbery, a dalmatian was arrested. He had been spotted outside.

 

[Null]

She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

Lol

 

[PokeParadox]

Where does [insert famous dictator's name here] keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.

 

[Null]

Psychiatrist to chicken: "Why do YOU think you cross the road?"

 

[KillRoXx]

Did you hear about boomerangs?


They're coming back.

I actually laughed quite heartily.

How does a dictator win a race?

He Cheats.

 

[KillRoXx]

Two men walk into a bar.

the first man asks for H2O

the second man says " i want some H2O too!"

the second man died.

 

[Null]

What is the worst thing you can do to a blind man?


Leave the plunger in the toilet.

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

Lolololol

 

[Null]

Did you hear about the fly that sat on the toilet seat?


He got pissed off.

 

[rohezal]

She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.

I don't get this one. Is "loved her still" some saying with a deeper meaning? A whiskey maker is a device, or?

 

[iprice]

A "still" is a huge vat where whisky/whiskey is made/brewed/stored -

 

[Binky]

The second meaning is that same as if it were:

She was only a whiskey-maker, but he still loved her.

or

She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her anyway.

 

[Null]

The ghost teacher was showing her class how to walk through walls. "Now did all of you understand that?" she asked. "If not, I'll just go through it again."

 

[CocoCreekFisherman]

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

NACHO cheese 

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hottubs. :lol:

 

[Null]

How do you get holy water?


You boil the hell out of it.

 

[CocoCreekFisherman]

What is black,white,black,white,black,white and red all over?

A Nun rolling down a hill.

 

[Null]

A skeleton walks into an ice cream shop and says...


"Give me an Ice Cream and a Mop!"

 

[CocoCreekFisherman]

An 98 year old man shuffles into a whore house and is created by the Madam. The Madam says " Oh old man leave you've had it'. 

The old man replies "Well how much do I owe you?".