(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[KillRoXx]

theres two men on the boat named pete and repete. pete fell off. who is left.

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

I'd call that a 'rinse repete'

 

[Null]

Q. What's pink and hard


A. A pig with a flick knife


Q. What's got wings and sucks blood


A. Always Ultra

 

[PokeParadox]

^ Yuck!

Paddy and Murphy are throwing stones at the floor.

Paddy missed.

 

[Null]

Did you hear about boomerangs?


They're coming back.

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

I hate when I reach my quota of positive votes for the day . That's not a joke btw lol

 

[Klumpen]

How do you call a collapsed skyscraper?

A flat.

 

[Null]

I hate when I reach my quota of positive votes for the day .

Interesting, never knew there was a limit.


"So I got home, and the phone was


ringing. I picked it up, and said


'Who's speaking please?'


And a voice said 'You are.'"

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

Perhaps it's just me that's been limited then lol.


Good jokes so far. I shall have to like them tomorrow

 

[Klumpen]

Black holes suck.

 

[Null]

Perhaps it's just me that's been limited then lol.

I think what's more likely is that I need to like more stuff.


I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."


"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"


"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

Lmaoooooo!

 

[Fzero]

I have kleptomania ... But when it gets bad, I take something for it

 

[Fzero]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

 

[iprice]

A man walks into pub and treads in a turd that one of the regular's dogs has "laid." He goes upto the bar and says to the barman "There's a turd on the floor over there" pointing to the moist mass. "OK, I'll clear it up in a minute", says the barman. Before he gets a chance, another man walks into the bar and treads in the turd.

The first guy laughs and says "I just did that!" So the second guy grabs him and rubs his nose in it!

 

[Neelix]

... Dyslexic agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

- Neelix

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

What type of ape likes to watch horror movies? A gore-rilla


What ape has eight legs? A spider monkey

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

Why can't vampires wear shoes? Because they have soles..

 

[Null]

I quit my job at the helium factory today.


I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

 

[PokeParadox]

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman went into a bar...

They all got a drink and had a good time.

The end.