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Perhaps it's just me that's been limited then lol.
I think what's more likely is that I need to like more stuff. :)


I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."


"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"


"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
 
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I have kleptomania ... But when it gets bad, I take something for it
 
A man walks into pub and treads in a turd that one of the regular's dogs has "laid." He goes upto the bar and says to the barman "There's a turd on the floor over there" pointing to the moist mass. "OK, I'll clear it up in a minute", says the barman. Before he gets a chance, another man walks into the bar and treads in the turd.

The first guy laughs and says "I just did that!" So the second guy grabs him and rubs his nose in it!
 
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