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Q. What's pink and hard


A. A pig with a flick knife


Q. What's got wings and sucks blood


A. Always Ultra
 
I hate when I reach my quota of positive votes for the day :( .
Interesting, never knew there was a limit.


"So I got home, and the phone was


ringing. I picked it up, and said


'Who's speaking please?'


And a voice said 'You are.'"
 
Perhaps it's just me that's been limited then lol.
I think what's more likely is that I need to like more stuff. :)


I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."


"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"


"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
 
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A man walks into pub and treads in a turd that one of the regular's dogs has "laid." He goes upto the bar and says to the barman "There's a turd on the floor over there" pointing to the moist mass. "OK, I'll clear it up in a minute", says the barman. Before he gets a chance, another man walks into the bar and treads in the turd.

The first guy laughs and says "I just did that!" So the second guy grabs him and rubs his nose in it!
 
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman went into a bar...

They all got a drink and had a good time.

The end.
 
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