Hey!
I have a bad suggestion for some Halloween laughs!!!
And there's wordplay and... and twisted thinking and... everything too!
I really try to amuse, please laugh on cue!
OK, well... this was supposed to be a thread for bad jokes, so here we go... But first moderators considering warning points while reading should
read the small print that follows:
Please DO note that this post has absolutely nothing to do with any current events in any of the boards around the net. This is just a suggestion for a healthy little game, nothing more, nothing less. Any associations you might make in your head (whether related to the state of my mind or individuals involved) are just that: purely in your head and just imagination. Now, back to the business at hand...
As a background and setting for this game I feel a little explanation is in order:
Having been a complete and total arsehole several times in my life I have always held the firm belief that "
Every arsehole deserves a second shot.".
Recently I have been forced to (once again) re-evaluate this deeply philosophical and genuinely empathic stance.
Maybe some holes
do deserve to be plugged.
And this is where the fun starts!
I realize this board is populated by people who have far more capability in 3D graphics design department than I do (my capabilities are a large negative number...).
I hereby suggest a playful, humoristic game of 3D modeling: create
a plug printable with a 3D printer suitable for plugging the hole of the said printer's owner. You don't need to print this yourself to test the model, I'm sure something or someone appropriate will
pop up eventually.
Myself, I suck at 3D modeling and don't know anything about 3D printers, but I'm waiting for your artistic visions with great interest and anticipation (and maybe a bit of dread...).
I do actually have "a vision", I got it on my bed while playing
... actually nevermindthat...
It isn't totally impossible that the design for my model, which I call "STUFFit EXPANDer" will be ready in Two Months . However, I'm planning to add a
light pipe, so the model could also be delayed indefinitely... sorry about that chaps!
Unlike some people I have come across in my life I will not promise any prizes for the best entry.
That's because I have this advanced bookkeeping device called "a calculator" and it says I have no money.
It would be pretty wicked to promise a prize you could not deliver...
But I'm sure kinky shops around the world will be watching this space veeery carefully!
