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What cheese can stop a horse from seeing?


Marscapone
I don't get it.

Edit: Unless the joke is any cheese you apply to a horse's eyes will prevent it from seeing.  If that is the case they can always just shake their head to get the cheese off.
 
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What cheese can stop a horse from seeing?


Marscapone
I don't get it.

Edit: Unless the joke is any cheese you apply to a horse's eyes will prevent it from seeing.  If that is the case they can always just shake their head to get the cheese off.

Mask - A - Pony
 
I said to my mate, "I got home from the pub last night and my wife was asleep, so I took a really sexy naked photo, do you want to see it?"


"Yeah" he smiled.


I showed him my phone and he said, "Hang on a minute! That's a picture of you."


I said, "I know, what do you think?"
 
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:D lol
 
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His funeral will be held on Tuesday at 2pm.
 
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Knock knock.


"Who's there?"


"Police, let us in."


"Only if you ask nicely."


"Let us in, please."


"Try again."


"Let us in, please. Thank you."


"One last attempt," I said, flushing the remaining cocaine down the toilet.
 
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