FaeMinx Rainbow Liberation Instigation Mar 27, 2015 #741 Why is it best to avoid spicy food if you have lice? .... because it's peri-louse.
Null Snug Mar 27, 2015 #742 I've been told its National Cleavage Day today. I'm going to look into it.
FaeMinx Rainbow Liberation Instigation Mar 27, 2015 #743 ^ I am a proud member of the erectile dysfunction recovery support group.
Null Snug Mar 27, 2015 #744 I was overjoyed when a letter from my Psychiatrist told me I no longer needed treatment. "Thanks!" I said. "No problem", it replied.
I was overjoyed when a letter from my Psychiatrist told me I no longer needed treatment. "Thanks!" I said. "No problem", it replied.
Null Snug Mar 27, 2015 #745 I'd love to give my imaginary friend a great big hug, but this jacket makes it impossible. Last edited by a moderator: Mar 28, 2015
Null Snug Mar 27, 2015 #746 http://www.sickipedia.org/illness-and-mortality/mental-illness/jim-and-mary-were-both-patients-in-a-mental-hospital-38835
http://www.sickipedia.org/illness-and-mortality/mental-illness/jim-and-mary-were-both-patients-in-a-mental-hospital-38835
Null Snug Mar 29, 2015 #747 I must be really good at driving. I keep getting letters off the Police awarding me points.
iprice Certified Guru Mar 29, 2015 #748 My teacher must really love me. She keeps putting red kisses all over my work.
Null Snug Mar 30, 2015 #749 "My mother is still in shock," my wife complained. "The doctors say it could've killed her." "I only did what you asked," I said, defending myself. "You said, 'Take her a cup of tea and two slices of toast with nothing on.'"
"My mother is still in shock," my wife complained. "The doctors say it could've killed her." "I only did what you asked," I said, defending myself. "You said, 'Take her a cup of tea and two slices of toast with nothing on.'"
Null Snug Apr 8, 2015 #750 4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. 1, 2, 3, 5 and 7 are the prime suspects.
Neelix Insecticidal Maniac Apr 8, 2015 #751 Strigoi said: 4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. 1, 2, 3, 5 and 7 are the prime suspects. Click to expand... That sounds about right... I'd heard 6 was scared because 7 ate 9.
Strigoi said: 4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed. 1, 2, 3, 5 and 7 are the prime suspects. Click to expand... That sounds about right... I'd heard 6 was scared because 7 ate 9.
Null Snug Apr 9, 2015 #752 "How would you describe yourself?" Asked the interviewer. "Usually with words" I said, "but I've also been working on an interpretive dance if you'd prefer."
"How would you describe yourself?" Asked the interviewer. "Usually with words" I said, "but I've also been working on an interpretive dance if you'd prefer."
FBnil They'll own everything and be miserable. Apr 10, 2015 #753 http://www.tasteofawesome.com/Funny/he-did-a-great-job/288808?lp=4
Null Snug Apr 10, 2015 #754 I've just brushed my teeth and I can see the face of Jesus in the sink. It's a spitting image.
Null Snug Apr 13, 2015 #755 Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
Null Snug Apr 15, 2015 #756 I wish everybody would stop taking the piss out of Justin Bieber. Poor girl.
Rykr_munstr Member Apr 16, 2015 #757 Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and somehow holds the universe together.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and somehow holds the universe together.
Null Snug Apr 16, 2015 #758 It wasn't until my 13th birthday that I realised what a heavy smoker my dad was. Every time a balloon burst the fire alarm went off.
It wasn't until my 13th birthday that I realised what a heavy smoker my dad was. Every time a balloon burst the fire alarm went off.
FBnil They'll own everything and be miserable. Apr 17, 2015 #759 A drunk was holding on for dear life onto a pole. Pst... hey... psst kemove..rhheere... yeag... you... can..you do me... a ... favour... count the lumbs on me head... pleass...sir... And so, the passerby counted the lumps on his head. 4 it were. Oh good! said the drunkard.... just one more pole to go and I am home... Last edited by a moderator: Apr 18, 2015
A drunk was holding on for dear life onto a pole. Pst... hey... psst kemove..rhheere... yeag... you... can..you do me... a ... favour... count the lumbs on me head... pleass...sir... And so, the passerby counted the lumps on his head. 4 it were. Oh good! said the drunkard.... just one more pole to go and I am home...