FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
Why is it best to avoid spicy food if you have lice?
.... because it's peri-louse.
.... because it's peri-louse.
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I've been told its National Cleavage Day today.
I'm going to look into it.
I'm going to look into it.
FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
^ I am a proud member of the erectile dysfunction recovery support group.
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I was overjoyed when a letter from my Psychiatrist told me I no longer needed treatment.
"Thanks!" I said.
"No problem", it replied.
"Thanks!" I said.
"No problem", it replied.
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I'd love to give my imaginary friend a great big hug, but this jacket makes it impossible.
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I must be really good at driving.
I keep getting letters off the Police awarding me points.
I keep getting letters off the Police awarding me points.
iprice
Certified Guru
My teacher must really love me.
She keeps putting red kisses all over my work.
She keeps putting red kisses all over my work.
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"My mother is still in shock," my wife complained. "The doctors say it could've killed her."
"I only did what you asked," I said, defending myself. "You said, 'Take her a cup of tea and two slices of toast with nothing on.'"
"I only did what you asked," I said, defending myself. "You said, 'Take her a cup of tea and two slices of toast with nothing on.'"
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4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed.
1, 2, 3, 5 and 7 are the prime suspects.
1, 2, 3, 5 and 7 are the prime suspects.
Neelix
Insecticidal Maniac
That sounds about right... I'd heard 6 was scared because 7 ate 9.
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"How would you describe yourself?" Asked the interviewer.
"Usually with words" I said, "but I've also been working on an interpretive dance if you'd prefer."
"Usually with words" I said, "but I've also been working on an interpretive dance if you'd prefer."
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I've just brushed my teeth and I can see the face of Jesus in the sink.
It's a spitting image.
It's a spitting image.
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Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
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I wish everybody would stop taking the piss out of Justin Bieber.
Poor girl.
Poor girl.
Rykr_munstr
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and somehow holds the universe together.
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It wasn't until my 13th birthday that I realised what a heavy smoker my dad was.
Every time a balloon burst the fire alarm went off.
Every time a balloon burst the fire alarm went off.
A drunk was holding on for dear life onto a pole.
Pst... hey... psst kemove..rhheere... yeag... you... can..you do me... a ... favour... count the lumbs on me head... pleass...sir...
And so, the passerby counted the lumps on his head. 4 it were.
Oh good! said the drunkard.... just one more pole to go and I am home...
Pst... hey... psst kemove..rhheere... yeag... you... can..you do me... a ... favour... count the lumbs on me head... pleass...sir...
And so, the passerby counted the lumps on his head. 4 it were.
Oh good! said the drunkard.... just one more pole to go and I am home...
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