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Q: Wʜʏ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏɴᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀᴏss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴀᴅ?
A: ˙doɥs puɐɥ puoɔǝs ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇǝƃ o⊥

I ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ’ᴛ sᴘᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴡɪғᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴇᴀʀs. (◑.◑) Dɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀʀᴜᴘᴛ ʜᴇʀ. ≧^◡^≦
 
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After worrying about my health, a doctor reassured me that the average size of a testicle is at least 2 inches long and 1 inch wide.


Thankfully, mine measure up. All three of them.
 
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

A Zen master walked up to a hot dog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything."

So the vendor made a hot dog with the works for the Zen master and told him it would be two bucks. The Zen master gave him a $5 bill, which the vendor promptly put into the cash drawer. The Zen master then asked, "Where's my change?"

The hot dog vendor replied, "Change must come from within."
 
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