(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[FBnil]

And if he was French?

Sand in French is "sable".

sable

sand, sandy, shortbread cookie, sand, shortbread. Learn more in the Cambridge French-English Dictionary.

dictionary.cambridge.org

And it also means "a kind of crisp, crumbling biscuit."
The joke in French would be culinary in nature.
When we take the quote "I hate sand, it get's everywhere"... maybe there's a French Cookie Monster joke in that...

... and that's how the cookie crumbles.

 

[Null]

Why can't T-Rexes clap?
Because they're extinct.

 

[FBnil]

Silence! ... of the lambs (as read by Achmed the dead terrorist)
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What does Clarice find in the secret drawer of Catherine's jewelry box? (from Chapters 31 - 35)​

a. Pictures of Catherine and an infidel engaged in terrorist acts.

b. A well worn suicidebomber belt of Catherine's father.

c. Nothing.

d. Tickets to Rome and London for the week that she disappeared.

 

[Null]

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

 

[FBnil]

Today I took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

 

[FBnil]

One labrat asks the other: Say, have you vaccinated yourself against covid?
The other labrat replies: Are you crazy!?! They haven't finished testing it on humans!

 

[Null]

The only thing worse than having diarrhoea is having to spell it.

 

[PokeParadox]

The only thing worse than having diarrhoea is having to spell it.

No that's easy!
Dire rear!

 

[Confuzzled]

The only thing worse than having diarrhoea is having to spell it.

No that's easy!
Dire rear!

Sigh, so many people get this wrong. It really isn't difficult.

Spoiler

The letter 'I' followed by the letter 'T'.










Spelling 'diarrhœa' on the other hand, is difficult, as many people don't know how to generate the œ ligature used to represent the Greek diphthong οι.

 

[Null]

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

 

[Confuzzled]

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.

Obviously, it was sabotage.

 

[Null]

I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.

 

[FBnil]

 

[Null]

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

 

[FBnil]

How much does a roof cost? Nothing, it's on the house.

 

[Null]

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He’s fully recovered.

 

[Null]

 

[FBnil]

“Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.” – Henny Youngman.

 

[Null]

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

 

[Confuzzled]

In a recent poll, the residents of some large German cities were asked which city in Germany was the second most important city in Germany.

Unsurprisingly:

The residents of Hamburg said "Hamburg";
The residents of Cologne said "Cologne";
The residents of Frankfurt said "Frankfurt";
And the residents of Munich said "Berlin".