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PokeParadox

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I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I can’t put it down.
On an unrelated note, I too am reading a book titled: "The complete alternative history of glue."
It's a long read, but I'm sticking to it!
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I once met a man from Nantucket,
Who had a large hole in his bucket,
Tried to fix it with glue,
And with cellotape too,
But I couldn't
but he was a very nice man.
 
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Today I learned that British websites do not use cookies. They use biscuits.

I recently started doing meth. But as a precaution, I add break fluid in my meth. Why? Because then I can stop at any time.
 

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A good variant on the classic; two fish in a tank. Fish A to fish B: Can you remember how to drive this thing?


I don't get it.
He shouted "HI JACK!" or "HIJACK!" which could make people feel uneasy on a plane
 

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How do you piss of an archeologist?
You hand him a tampon and as him witch period it came from

Fun fact: during earthquakes coffins become underground maracas

There was an accident that left a man's eyes severely injured. Doctors were able to save his sight, but to reconstruct his eyelids they had to use the foreskin from his penis. He made a full recovery, except for being a little cockeyed.

Did you hear about that newly designed shovel? It's ground breaking

Whos the cowardest Transformers? Irunhide!!
 
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