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Djoga'Ro

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Travelling in time to undo telling the joke was a bit dramatic, though. I'm sure, those suicides would have happened anyway.
 

FBnil

Mundus vult Pyra, ergo Pyratur
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Why does Darth Vader never send email?

Because he always says: "I hate send" (I hate sand)
 
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JDTAY

Half Pepperoni, All Cheese
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The local morning news said we're still in the throes of a chicken shortage.

It gets worse: Not only are the chickens short, they're scrawny too.
 
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Null

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Confuzzled

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My son was learning the photosynthesis song at school and complained about one of the lines:

It's a miracle how all the chlorophyll captures sunlight in the leaves of the plants and the trees.

He asked me, "Aren't trees plants?". I thought for a moment, then replied, "Of course not: they're classified as elephants."

He looked confused, and thought about it for a while, and couldn't resist asking, "Why?"

"Because they have trunks!"

Dad jokes FTW.
 
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