(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Djoga'Ro]

Travelling in time to undo telling the joke was a bit dramatic, though. I'm sure, those suicides would have happened anyway.

 

[Null]

I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.

 

[PokeParadox]

How does Luke Skywalker say bye to his dad?

Spoiler

See you later, Darth Vader!

 

[FBnil]

Why does Darth Vader never send email?

Because he always says: "I hate send" (I hate sand)

 

[Djoga'Ro]

And if he was French?

 

[Null]

And if he was French?

I quit as a taxi driver. I couldn’t stand all the people talking behind my back.

 

[Null]

A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks…
“Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

 

[JDTAY]

The local morning news said we're still in the throes of a chicken shortage.

It gets worse: Not only are the chickens short, they're scrawny too.

 

[Null]

Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was take your child to work day.

 

[Null]

A cop pulls over a car with two priests. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, “We’re looking for two child molesters.”
The priests look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop.
“We’ll do it.”

 

[Null]

 

[Confuzzled]

My son was learning the photosynthesis song at school and complained about one of the lines:

It's a miracle how all the chlorophyll captures sunlight in the leaves of the plants and the trees.

He asked me, "Aren't trees plants?". I thought for a moment, then replied, "Of course not: they're classified as elephants."

He looked confused, and thought about it for a while, and couldn't resist asking, "Why?"

Spoiler

"Because they have trunks!"

Dad jokes FTW.

 

[Null]

What do you call a dead magician?
An abracadaver.

 

[PokeParadox]

I got offered a job as a football mascot, dressed like a banana...

Spoiler

It doesn't pay well, but it has appeal.

 

[Null]

I love telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he even laughs.

 

[FBnil]

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying: I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie

 

[λ the β-Redex Reducer]

What is the difference?

 

[PokeParadox]

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying: I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie

What is the difference?

What was the movie!?

 

[Null]

What is the difference?

The part of the body that the salty tears are coming (pun possibly intended) from.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

 

[λ the β-Redex Reducer]

What was the movie!?

I think that I understand it now!