(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[ClockworkCoder]

 

[Null]

Some guy in the street stopped me to hand me a flier on anger management.
I admit I lost it.

 

[Neelix]

Some guy in the street stopped me to hand me a flier on anger management.
I admit I lost it.

It's times like this that you need to just stop and start singing... "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."

-Neelix

 

[Null]

I’d tell you a really good joke about clouds. But I’m afraid it’s way over your head.

 

[Null]

I got my girlfriend a 'Get better soon' card.
She's not ill or anything, but she could definitely get better.

 

[ible]

In other news, scientists recently measured the weight of rainbows.
They concluded that they're pretty light.

 

[Null]

My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."

 

[PokeParadox]

It's times like this that you need to just stop and start singing... "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."

-Neelix

"Goosfraba"

 

[Null]

I never do the same mistake twice.
I do it six or seven times, just to be sure.

 

[Null]

 

[Null]

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

 

[FBnil]

Did you know that astronauts can only take mac or linux machines into space?

Spoiler: why?

Because it's dangerous to open windows in space

Post automatically merged: Aug 12, 2021

Friends are worth gold

Spoiler: ...

Judas Iscariot.



(ps: It was actually 20 pieces of silver)

 

[Null]

Straws are for suckers.

 

[Null]

 

[netcat]

 

[Null]

He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

You can tell a lot about someone by what VPN they use.

 

[Null]

I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.

 

[FBnil]

You can tell a lot about someone by what VPN they use.

I use 8.8.8.8! What does it say about me?

 

[Djoga'Ro]

You're being prepped for the google hivemind - goofmind (to the German ear that makes sense).