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I prefer the hands on method myself. The only items you need are a white coat and a stethoscope.
I was under the impression a stethoscope was terribly expensive but apparently they are like $100-250.
Pigeons usually go from $50-500. A pigeon would make a different impression though.
They can also be trained to operate a touch-screen btw. something a stethoscope cannot do, but those don't have monthly recurring costs.

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They can also be trained to operate a touch-screen btw.

A resistive touch-screen I guess ? I'd be surprised they can use a capacitive touch-screnn

something a stethoscope cannot do,
You should be able to use a resistive touch-screen with a stethoscope if you ever wanted.
I'm not responsible for any reputation loss in case of any onlookers...

but those don't have monthly recurring costs.
Sure, but when you forget your stethoscope in the staff room can you whistle and have it come flying to you ? I've never heard of stethoscope UAVs
 
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