Absurdism corner

[levi]

The one leaning against the doorway looks like Nixon and the one on the right looks like Elon Musk But the one with the cap looks like Captain Bertorelli from Allo’ Allo’

I don't know about any of that, but that's clearly Gordon Ramsay with the rocket launcher.

 

[Null]

 

[Djoga'Ro]

That's why you shouldn't.

 

[ElPoco]

Looks like Crusader Kings

 

[Null]

 

[Phlyra]

Mo’aicatsodon instead of Mastodon?

EDIT: Actually that sounds like a tasty curried ramen

 

[FBnil]

FUSION! (actually, I think the cat is the head gear)

Pisco Moai Reservado | Arkwrights Whisky Shop

<p>Pisco can come from Peru or Chile and can be distilled from up to eight grape varieties and often has a distinctly grapey character from the Pedro Ximinex grape. The Pisco Moai is distilled from 30% Muscat grapes and 70% Pedro Jimenez and Torontel grap

whiskyandwines.com

 

[Phlyra]

FUSION! (actually, I think the cat is the head gear)

Pisco Moai Reservado | Arkwrights Whisky Shop

<p>Pisco can come from Peru or Chile and can be distilled from up to eight grape varieties and often has a distinctly grapey character from the Pedro Ximinex grape. The Pisco Moai is distilled from 30% Muscat grapes and 70% Pedro Jimenez and Torontel grap

whiskyandwines.com

I still really want to try that! Bought it as a birthday present for a relative years ago but we still haven’t opened it

 

[Null]

 

[FBnil]

I still really want to try that! Bought it as a birthday present for a relative years ago but we still haven’t opened it

Pure it's very strong, like drinking pure vodka. Try this:

If You Love SweetTarts, Try This Classic Pisco Sour

A classic pisco sour is a tantalizing mix of tart, sweet, silky, and herbaceous. Made with pisco brandy, simple syrup, lime juice, egg white, and a few dashes of bitters, you've got to try this classic cocktail for yourself!

www.thespruceeats.com

Coco Vanilla Galactic Cantina (starwars themed cantina): It's dangerous to go outside, take this blaster... uh... nevermind.

Cops Take Down Stormtrooper for Toy Blaster on 'Star Wars' Day

This Stormtrooper had a bad day after deciding to bring out her toy blaster.

www.tmz.com

for some disturbing footage: https://9gag.com/gag/ajm2Azp

 

[Null]

 

[Null]

 

[Null]

 

[Phlyra]

So that’s how they’re running cabotage across the UK these days...milk being delivered to the petrol forecourts because there’s no fuel and that’s why the supermarket shelves are empty

 

[Null]

 

[Phlyra]

At first I only saw a brief glimpse of the photo and thought it was ED

 

[ElPoco]

That's because ED was standing behind the invisible man.

 

[vcoleiro1]

I hope he got his money back

 

[matzesu]

Could be he ditnt found the Wizzard because the Wizzard was realy invisible,
not that bad business idea: You need to make 2 invisible spells: one works, and one dosnt: take the money and gets invisible = Provit !!

 

[pyrat]

So that’s how they’re running cabotage across the UK these days...milk being delivered to the petrol forecourts because there’s no fuel and that’s why the supermarket shelves are empty

Did you mean "cabotage" or "sabotage" ?
For me "cabotage" means basically sailing without losing sight of the shore (so it needs no navigation or very primitive).
And I kind of can't wrap my mind around milk being delivered by boat along the shores, and boats somehow having petrol while cars don't...