Absurdism corner

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that is a great little track and animation i agree.


I liked the groove of the 'stand on edge of train platform' guy
 
To the tune of 'Dumb ways to die":


Pandora's not vapourware!


Hitler burning, fighting with a bear.


CircuitCo let boards get out of date,


Gives us all an excuse for focussing hate.


You just gotta try, can't let this project die, You just gotta try, won't let this project die


Someone posts a pointless poll,


Get annoyed by the forum troll.


Somebody asks "what's the E.T.A?"


Answers that'it'll be coming any day!


You just gotta try, can't let this project die, You just gotta try, won't let this project die.


Now we start to despair,


Can't see money anywhere.


Price goes up. Everybody's sad,


Early preorderers think they've been had.


You just gotta try, can't let this project die, You just gotta try -y -y, won't let this project die.


To join in on the great iFad,


A new controller called the iControlPad.


The secret of bluetooth-chip-inclusion,


Means that even after patents there is still a solution.


You just gotta try, can't let this project die, You just gotta try, won't let this project die.


Hear of another delay,


People moan 'cause now there's more to pay.


Units won't come for two months more,


Preorderers' nerves getting really raw.


You just gotta try, can't let this project die, You just gotta try, won't let this project die.


Call for people to invest,


Once and for all we can clear this mess.


Move to GC, across the earth,


Everyone gets ready for the rebirth,


You just gotta try, can't let this project die, You juUst gotta try, won't let this project (won't let this project) die.


Start to ship with silver cases,


Premium starts to take preordered places.


Day one customers get irate,


Just another two months to wait. (thats two months)


You just gotta try, can't let this project die, You just gotta try, won't let this project die.


Kickstart the iControlPad2


Got to see product 3 come true!


Wads of cash, come through the door,


RGB LEDs who could ask for more?


You just gotta try, can't let this project die, You just gotta try, won't let this project die.


Android for the win!


Now microSDs the thing!


The P2s gonna be so much smaller,


With 1080p you can't even see!


Maybe Linux as a custom extra.


Forums don't agree but whatever do we


know?


You just gotta try,


You just gotta try, iy, iy, iy


Just gotta try-y-y


Can't let this project,


Won't let this project,


die.


Feel free to improve on :)


edit: some tweaks
 
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Need to add something bout the original ICP , then it will be a modern epic in miniature .
 
Hows about


To join in on the great iFad,


A new controller called the iControlPad.


The secret of bluetooth-chip-inclusion,


Means that even after patents there is still a solution.


You just gotta try, can't let this project die, You just gotta try, won't let this project die.


But what order should the verses be in?
 
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Cellphones-Before-vs.-Now.jpg

lol, I'm using one of the "Before" cellphone and I still like it... apart from numerous scratches it is still perfect wherever another new cellphone looks half dead after just a tenth of time under the same circumstances..
 
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Hows about


To join in on the great iFad,


A new controller called the iControlPad.


The secret of bluetooth-chip-inclusion,


Means that even after patents there is still a solution.


You just gotta try, can't let this project die, You just gotta try, won't let this project die.


But what order should the verses be in?
Perfect . Btw I'm not up on ICP history either .
 
If it was me I would scream like no tomorrow and cry in the corner of the elevator and then choke the litle ghost girl I watch way too many horror movies for my own good XD, something like that scares anyone to dead! sometimes pranks like that can bring very dangerous problems on the "victim" like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5x_8n87Zvw messed up....
 
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