Absurdism corner

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^ Probably

 

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[Binky]

I'm sure:


Give a man a fire and he's warm for the rest of the day


Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life


Is more absurd...

 

[Fzero]

You got to rate this elderly lady for her effort...


http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/14632147/elderly-woman-ruins-valuable-artwork/

 

[Fzero]

Amazing, and super cute cat

https://www.youtube.com/embed/eE6bAgTbMVc?feature=oembed

 

[2bit]

Imagine a world where a man runs into a gun store holding a sack of 1 ¥* s shouts " hand over the guns or I will wack everyone with this bag of 1 ¥ s ! "


You dear reader gets the honor of guessing what comes next .


* I believe that is the currency of Japan .

 

[Null]

I'm sure:


Give a man a fire and he's warm for the rest of the day


Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life


Is more absurd...

I stopped posting only absurd things in this thread quite some time ago, now I use it as the here's some random stuff I found on the internet thread.

 

[2bit]

Strigoi is a synonym for complete and utter serious-ness on the interweb .


Example I am being a Strigoi right now as I am being serious on the interweb .

 

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Strigoi is a synonym for complete and utter serious-ness on the interweb .


Example I am being a Strigoi right now as I am being serious on the interweb .

And here was me thinking that this was what Strigoi meant http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strigoi, thank you for the correct definition though it's much appreciated.

 

[2bit]

Strigoi is a synonym for complete and utter serious-ness on the interweb .


Example I am being a Strigoi right now as I am being serious on the interweb .

And here was me thinking that this was what Strigoi meant http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strigoi, thank you for the correct definition though it's much appreciated.

I didn't knOw that keyboards could become Strigoi !


Must tell Vladimir to get the stakes ready !

 

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https://www.youtube.com/embed/FkFY7xg-L4M?feature=oembed

 

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[Fzero]

 

[iprice]

I really like that

 

[2bit]

Imagine World Peace .

 

[2bit]

Imagine World Peace .




Imagine World Peace .

 

[Fzero]

88MPH





https://www.youtube.com/embed/_m3-xw_BOwo?feature=oembed

 

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[Binky]

Little foxes eating bin bags


Little foxes made of fuzzy-wuzzy


Little foxes eating bin bags


Little foxes all insane


There's a grey one and a red one


And a brown one and an orange one,


And they're all made out of fuzzy-wuzzy


And they all must be insane


I wonder if they go to university?

 

[iprice]

Little foxes eating bin bags


Little foxes made of fuzzy-wuzzy


Little foxes eating bin bags


Little foxes all insane


There's a grey one and a red one


And a brown one and an orange one,


And they're all made out of fuzzy-wuzzy


And they all must be insane


I wonder if they go to university?

Ha Ha! That's cool