Absurdism corner

[TeDaDeS]

Or one of those 'cats'

 

[pyrat]

"Trump simulates oral sex on a microphone" = Where's that lucky microphone from the title?
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Ok. I tried to highlight the micro for you (in orange). Whether it's a lucky micro or not might depend on consent, and I can't start to imagine how to define that for a micro.

 

[pyrat]

Or one of another friend of his (look at the picture above his head).

Well, yes, whoever. I try to avoid guessing into people's fantasies as a general rule, but with people like him I try extra harder to avoid it.
Btw. In that picture above his head... are they shaking hands or playing rock paper scissors ? And is that the way sanctions and trade agreements are negotiated ?

 

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people's fantasies

Spoiler

 

[TeDaDeS]

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Ok. I tried to highlight the micro for you (in orange). Whether it's a lucky micro or not might depend on consent, and I can't start to imagine how to define that for a micro.

Thanks for pointing that out.
I must have gotten all confused due to that thing he's holding in his hands, that thing looked like a microphone to me.

 

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[pyrat]

Thanks for pointing that out.
I must have gotten all confused due to that thing he's holding in his hands, that thing looked like a microphone to me.

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Ah, you're right. I must have seen it wrong. In the image it looked like a micro, but in the video, I see it's just a holder. (in other frames when there's the red tie behind it, one sees that it isn't white or metallic, it's just a hole where a micro would be.

Spoiler: bigger frame

It's even weirder now if that's at all possible. Maybe he had two photos on the stand and needed two hands ?
Or maybe the micro holder was just stuck and didn't flex, so he was trying to grease it with his breath ? After so much mouth service to oil barons, maybe he exhales lubricant now...
In any case, doesn't look like "Trump will fix it" like this...

 

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[TeDaDeS]

So dumb. You can clearly see this is a fake. An Xbox with a real signature from Abraham Lincoln would sell for way more.
And everyone knows he liked PlayStation's better. I have one of his signed PS3's, so I would know

 

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I have one of his signed PS3's, so I would know

I'll trade you this pile of gold coins for it.

 

[pyrat]

And where did you get Lincoln's public key from, to check his signature ?

 

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Credit: Framablog. Khrys? CC-BY-SA 4.0, I think.

 

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