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http://archive.today/2024.10.26-083415/https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2434m273r4o

 

[Kortal Mombat69]

@TeDaDeS - It is more like if you think about a dog escaped from walking with his owner - he runs fast so that the owner could not catch the escapee.
So a turtle is not this fast....

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[pyrat]

Drivers passing by the enchanted house kept complaining that the ghosts coming from the wall crossed across their vehicles, so the town decided to mark a crossing so the cars could stop and the ghosts could properly cross the street outside other people's cars.
The spokesoul for the ghosts explained that they agreed it was a cleaner solution, so that they no longer had to suffer the stink left on their sheets crossing the tanks and motors. Also, the music playying in some o the cars they crossed wasn't always of the ghosts taste.

 

[Djoga'Ro]

Drivers passing by the enchanted house kept complaining that the ghosts coming from the wall crossed across their vehicles, so the town decided to mark a crossing so the cars could stop and the ghosts could properly cross the street outside other people's cars.
The spokesoul for the ghosts explained that they agreed it was a cleaner solution, so that they no longer had to suffer the stink left on their sheets crossing the tanks and motors. Also, the music playying in some o the cars they crossed wasn't always of the ghosts taste.

And there I was thinking "Cool. A hidden door."

 

[TeDaDeS]

@TeDaDeS - It is more like if you think about a dog escaped from walking with his owner - he runs fast so that the owner could not catch the escapee.
So a turtle is not this fast....

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[Git1]

I like fact 973:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Hall_problem

 

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The 'Big Dick' toy machine gun, Milton Bradley 1922. "Get Big Dick and be envied by every boy in town!" - r/vintageads

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[pyrat]

"Do not trim the bushes"
"No bush trimming"
What's so hard to read there ?

 

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Trump that Technique, during a Rally Presidential Candidate Trump simulates oral sex on a microphone - r/johnoliver

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[pyrat]

Trump that Technique, during a Rally Presidential Candidate Trump simulates oral sex on a microphone - r/johnoliver

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cal1.lr.ggtyler.dev

Boring. After the apostrophe-chasing Garbage Gate, wishing a fusilade for Cheney, promising to protect women against themselves, alleged Haitian pet gastronomy, Musk-precise levels of punctuality, and some ex-aide bowing for repealing the 19th amendment (no more voting rights for women?, no wonder Trump fired his half baked subordinate, when he's proposing no more elections at all)... Just a microphone fellatio is yawn-inspiring. He must have had a Putin's photo on the stand, that'd explain the love rapture.

 

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[TeDaDeS]

Trump that Technique, during a Rally Presidential Candidate Trump simulates oral sex on a microphone - r/johnoliver

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"Trump simulates oral sex on a microphone" = Where's that lucky microphone from the title?

 

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He must have had a Putin's photo on the stand

Or one of another friend of his (look at the picture above his head).

 

[TeDaDeS]

Or one of those 'cats'