Did you know Australians lost the First and Second EMU war?
Imagine this: Your soldiers come back from WW1. You don't want them, so you make them indebted with a loan on barely arable land... and low yield and crashed wheat prices... then a political promise to promise to help financially; but wait... that's not all! (watch the video):
Don't ask about the rabbit wars... they lost that one too. Nor the feral cats, nor the mice plague's... or the fires because of the drought... or the funnel-web spiders plagues due to rains...
except the bleached white corals... that was a lie the media spun to rally people for Climate Change. The coral is ok.