Absurdism corner

[levi]

Surprise labrador!

 

[Null]

Where? All I see are birds.

 

[levi]

To the left of the shuttlecock. Although in all likelihood this image has been created using pattern recognition in a computer, a la deep dream, and the computer mistook a moorhen for a black lab with a shuttlecock. Because in reality either the lab was hanging about in the water while the moorhens swam up and didn't smell it, or it just jumped in but somehow didn't manage to startle the waterfowl.

 

[Null]

To the left of the shuttlecock.

moorhen

What shuttlecock? Also they're Coots not Moorhens.

 

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[vcoleiro1]

 

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[FBnil]

It's considerate of some people to put water aside for thirsty animals. In the bible, it says, there was a time when animals could speak. It does NOT say they could READ....

Here is a "talking dog" example:


And here's a more dry (but very interesting) analysis on the language evolution in Prariedogs, where the need arises to describe hunters, for example. Makes you think:

 

[Null]

It does NOT say they could READ

Well that's another thing the bible is wrong about then. Seagulls can read perfectly well, they can also plot and scheme.

 

[FBnil]

Well that's another thing the bible is wrong about then. Seagulls can read perfectly well, they can also plot and scheme.

You are confusing seagulls with penguins.

Penguins:

Meet The Voices Of Penguins Of Madagascar - RedCarpetCrash.com

Penguins

redcarpetcrash.com

seagulls:



Penguins also have a weapon: Projecting poop:

 

[Null]

You are confusing seagulls with penguins.

No I'm really not.

Source: I live near the sea.

 

[FBnil]

No I'm really not.

Ok, I logged into the Global Seagull Intelligence Server and looked up your name. Yes. You are targeted. Get out of there immed*#$^(%#&^#%NOCARRIER

 

[Null]

Don't worry I have a disguise.

 

[Phlyra]

Don't worry I have a disguise.

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

 

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[FBnil]

Hmm, I though I had followed the link from someone else who posted it here, but enjoy this piece of futurology (creepypasta horror fiction; but a good one, I promise): It's set in the future, when they managed to do a braindump and then manipulate the dump. (note the use of 2 months in the article)

Lena @ Things Of Interest

qntm.org

But somehow this seems more creepy after reading the first:

HeLa - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

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