Absurdism corner

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Djoga'Ro

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I'd like to see an axis drawn on a map that goes through Germany, Italy, Japan, and Madagascar. Have a hard time imagining it being a straight line. :confused:
 

ClockworkCoder

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Saw a guy in the bank a while ago. Not exactly making a scene, but talking loudly to the cashier. Claimed that he had "locked himself out of his house" and that he needed money to "get a key cut" so he could get back in.

He didn't look like the brightest spark, so perhaps didn't realise that you have to actually have an original to (legally) get a copy cut.

"I always like this bank" said he, as they agreed to give him the money... "I can't do nuffin without a key cut and the other banks wouldn't help. I like you guys."
 
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