Absurdism corner
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levi
Still fresh, damnit!
Aww, his back feet clearly slip. That said, I've no idea how far ferrets can jump in any case.
Djoga'Ro
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The ferret would know and it thought, it could do it. And since it needed a moment to convince itself, you may assume, that distance (the intended one) was somewhere around its limit.
levi
Still fresh, damnit!
The number of people I've seen fall in similar ways when watching fail videos would suggest ferrets are a lot smarter than people are in this respect.
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WizardStan
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Can confirm, flying bear attacks are much less common today than they used to be.
Djoga'Ro
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I don't think, it took slipping into account. And when it comes to gauging ones success rate basecd on the distance, one's getting better at it with experience. And I readily ascribe more experience in this regard to the run-of-the-mill ferret then to the average human. Also, I don't say, it could have made the jump, but I would have expected it to be close.
Caine
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Indeed, you can actually see that it's feet do not have any grip on the surface. I never know if I should laugh or feel sorry for the poor beast.
Djoga'Ro
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They may not be honey badgers, but they're their relatives. It can take it.
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ClockworkCoder
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Coincidentally, I hear it's also the exact dead centre of Limerick.
The next time it will probably use the edge to push itself off.
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There was a young man named Erik
Who thought that he needed a new trick.
Strapped rockets to his car
said "this will go far"
but he ended dead centre of Limerick.
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Scratching, that's on Vinyl, right? Well, yes, but also on Tape... wait, what?
I never knew I have a fetish for Commodore Sound Pr0N (Save for Work). Wait until you get to the clickety-clickety part...
I never knew I have a fetish for Commodore Sound Pr0N (Save for Work). Wait until you get to the clickety-clickety part...
Caine
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I have never found an ASMR video that does not invoke restlessness, irritation and rage inside me. Something about the deliberateness of the sounds or the way it is recorded really, really irks me.
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ASMR videos don't have an effect on me, unless they feature whispering because I find the sound of it irritating.
Edit: I find things like ASMR interesting because to me the brain is just another device to play around with.
Edit: I find things like ASMR interesting because to me the brain is just another device to play around with.
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