Absurdism corner

[rygD]

Most of those sound good.  Not so sure about the blueberry.  I do love real blueberries, though.

Edit:  Why do I feel like an Oompa Loompa song is forthcoming.

 

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http://stupidstuffido.co.uk/i-sent-a-complaint-to-walkers-crisps-today/


http://markjorgy.wordpress.com/2012/02/09/letter-to-walkers-crisps-battered-by-a-crisp-daft-frenchman/


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2212803/Walkers-slammed-putting-just-FIVE-crisps-multi-pack-bag-packets.html

 

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http://extremeadvertisements.com/

 

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[TrashyMG]

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I guess I'm questionable..  have a goatee, but figured glasses balances it out.

 

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I guess I'm questionable

 

[Granitehead]

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I guess I'm questionable..  have a goatee, but figured glasses balances it out.

Hmm, I might be at the top of that list, full beard. But I'm just trying out the mustache. I'm not sure I like it, I tend to bite on it accidentally (I hope that stops when it gets a more respectable length, that's why I'm continuing the experiment). So it seems for the longest time I used to be questionable.On the other hand again I fear sometimes my beard is a bit unkempt, so I might even be threatening. What is very short mustache combined with unkempt? ^^

 

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But I'm just trying out the mustache. I'm not sure I like it, I tend to bite on it accidentally (I hope that stops when it gets a more respectable length, that's why I'm continuing the experiment).

Just don't grow it too long because you end up eating it.

 

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[Klumpen]

Now I can always hold your hand while we're talking!

BTW:

 

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Now I can always hold your hand while we're talking!

I was thinking more about you holding something else

 

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How to make friends by telephone.


http://www.ufunk.net/en/insolite/how-to-make-friends-by-telephone/

 

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http://www.cakewrecks.com/

 

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http://www.weirdexistence.com/weird-beds-design/