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@TeDaDeS - It is more like if you think about a dog escaped from walking with his owner - he runs fast so that the owner could not catch the escapee.
So a turtle is not this fast....;)

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Drivers passing by the enchanted house kept complaining that the ghosts coming from the wall crossed across their vehicles, so the town decided to mark a crossing so the cars could stop and the ghosts could properly cross the street outside other people's cars.
The spokesoul for the ghosts explained that they agreed it was a cleaner solution, so that they no longer had to suffer the stink left on their sheets crossing the tanks and motors. Also, the music playying in some o the cars they crossed wasn't always of the ghosts taste.
 
Drivers passing by the enchanted house kept complaining that the ghosts coming from the wall crossed across their vehicles, so the town decided to mark a crossing so the cars could stop and the ghosts could properly cross the street outside other people's cars.
The spokesoul for the ghosts explained that they agreed it was a cleaner solution, so that they no longer had to suffer the stink left on their sheets crossing the tanks and motors. Also, the music playying in some o the cars they crossed wasn't always of the ghosts taste.
And there I was thinking "Cool. A hidden door."
 
@TeDaDeS - It is more like if you think about a dog escaped from walking with his owner - he runs fast so that the owner could not catch the escapee.
So a turtle is not this fast....;)

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They can be quick in some cases :)

 
Boring. After the apostrophe-chasing Garbage Gate, wishing a fusilade for Cheney, promising to protect women against themselves, alleged Haitian pet gastronomy, Musk-precise levels of punctuality, and some ex-aide bowing for repealing the 19th amendment (no more voting rights for women?, no wonder Trump fired his half baked subordinate, when he's proposing no more elections at all)... Just a microphone fellatio is yawn-inspiring. He must have had a Putin's photo on the stand, that'd explain the love rapture.
 
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