Serious question...due to the fact that there are funeral directors who are actually in charge of "making the body up" in preparation for the said funeral...
I question the legitimacy of this story/article, so could someone please help me clarify it?
Late to this discussion, but what the hell
As you all probably know, I'm a registered nurse in the UK, so dead folks are my bread and butter. And yes, they often wake up. Two occasions spring to mind -
A patient died on the ward and was transported by myself and another nurse to the mortuary. When we got there, we had a quick nosey through the fridges to see if there was anyone we knew (as you do) and we came across one labelled "Mr. Christmas" - this was on December the 24th! Obviously we had a quick peek - and there was a guy with a large white bushy beard. The worst part was that his shroud was torn open and his ID ticket was crumpled up in his hand. We got out of there quite quickly! Later on, I had a word with the morticians and they confirmed that he had probably revived and subsequently died again some time later - and that it was quite common. Being in a fridge, he would have died quite soon.
The other incident was a female patient that had a huge myocardial infarction (heart attack) on the ward. Myself and the team of doctors/crash-call staff worked on her for about an hour and a half before it was reluctantly decided that we had done all we could and the patient had sadly died. It was left to myself and another staff nurse to prepare the lady for mortuary, which involves a proper wash and brush-up. During the process, I thought I could feel a faint pulse in her thigh - the Doctor was called and he said that it was likely the Atropine medication we'd given during the resuscitation which was causing her heart to flutter a little, so we carried on. When we rolled her to wash her back, she groaned as gases were escaping the lungs, and again the Doctor was called to make sure she was still dead.
She wasn't. We discharged her back to her own home three days later
So it can and does happen with alarming frequency - I just hope that if it happens to me, it's in the company of nurses and not in the mortuary
D.