Text Adventure Game

[Austin25]

Remember that you were an active developer on an important open-source project in your leisure time. Check donations.

 

[Ashraf Patel]

Go on google maps and go on ebay and buy oil

 

[Blue Protoman]

Remember that you were an active developer on an important open-source project in your leisure time. Check donations.

You do not develop software, and do not collect donations of any sort.


Inventory:


*Ticket (Right Hand)


*Wallet (Left Hand, $35)


It is now 12:55 PM. What will you do now?

 

[darfgarf]

remember that you contribute nothing to anything, so create a twitter account

 

[Blue Protoman]

remember that you contribute nothing to anything, so create a twitter account

You realize that you haven't contributed to much in your life. You decide to create an account for Twitter. What will your username be?

 

[darfgarf]

mr.tintacular

 

[Blue Protoman]

mr.tintacular

You manage to get the name mr.tintacular successfully.


Inventory:


*Ticket (Right Hand)


*Wallet (Left Hand, $35)


It is now 1:00 PM. What will you do now?

 

[darfgarf]

go to boards.openpandora.org and make an account, using my twitter username and password (lifeislikeaboxofchocolates)

 

[Blue Protoman]

go to boards.openpandora.org and make an account, using my twitter username and password (lifeislikeaboxofchocolates)

You join the OpenPandora boards with your Twitter username and account.


Inventory:


*Ticket (Right Hand)


*Wallet (Left Hand, $35)


It is now 1:05 PM. What will you do now?

 

[darfgarf]

go to this page:

 

[Blue Protoman]

go to this page:

You attempt to visit http://boards.openpandora.org/index.php?/topic/1124-text-adventure-game/page__pid__21800__st__100#entry21800. But the link is invalid.

 

[darfgarf]

start a thread in teh offtopic section, titled: Text Adventure Game


post contents:


This is a text adventure game. You control your character, and NOT events out of your control. Here are the rules;


You are bound by the laws of reality, but you're welcome to try anything.


You only control yourself. You CAN'T say something along the lines of "my neighbor comes out and tells me...", etc.


The only thing you are allowed to do is rape or sexual assault


If you die or get arrested, you will start back at an earlier point.


First come, first serve. If you get ninja'd, tough luck.


EDIT: Added another rule.


Now, let the game start...


Good morning! You are a store clerk at a local convenience store. You don't have a shift today. You live in the Northeast of the United States. You live in a small apartment with one bedroom, one bathroom, a small living room, and a kitchen.


You have just woken up. It is now 9:00 AM.


Inventory:


*T-Shirt (Torso)


*Underwear (Body)


*Shorts (Legs)


What will you do now?

 

[Blue Protoman]

start a thread in teh offtopic section, titled: Text Adventure Game


post contents:


This is a text adventure game. You control your character, and NOT events out of your control. Here are the rules;


You are bound by the laws of reality, but you're welcome to try anything.


You only control yourself. You CAN'T say something along the lines of "my neighbor comes out and tells me...", etc.


The only thing you are allowed to do is rape or sexual assault


If you die or get arrested, you will start back at an earlier point.


First come, first serve. If you get ninja'd, tough luck.


EDIT: Added another rule.


Now, let the game start...


Good morning! You are a store clerk at a local convenience store. You don't have a shift today. You live in the Northeast of the United States. You live in a small apartment with one bedroom, one bathroom, a small living room, and a kitchen.


You have just woken up. It is now 9:00 AM.


Inventory:


*T-Shirt (Torso)


*Underwear (Body)


*Shorts (Legs)


What will you do now?

You attempt to start a thread in the Offtopic General talk; but as you click the link, the board goes down. You'll have to try again later.


Inventory:


*Ticket (Right Hand)


*Wallet (Left Hand, $35)


It is now 1:10 PM. What will you do now?

 

[darfgarf]

try again


(these boards dont go down...ever)

 

[lulzfish]

try again


(these boards dont go down...ever)

Maybe you live somewhere with really shit Internet.

 

[Blue Protoman]

try again


(these boards dont go down...ever)

You try to post it again. This time you succeed. However, due to the paradox of a recursive action, your computer explodes, killing you in the process.


YOU HAVE DIED.


Deaths: 1


But fear not, for you will be given another chance!


You join the OpenPandora boards with your Twitter username and account.


Inventory:


*Ticket (Right Hand)


*Wallet (Left Hand, $35)


It is now 1:05 PM. What will you do now?

 

[ashcloud]

xyzzy

 

[Stradian]

Spam PMs to Blue Protoman

 

[lulzfish]

Go on gp32x instead.


Tell one of the mods that his avatar is ugly as fuck and you can't stand having it on the page and he should take it down.


Tactfully.


(This is a true story, but his username is so fucked up I cannot remember it. I saw him just today.)

 

[Austin25]

try again


(these boards dont go down...ever)

You try to post it again. This time you succeed. However, due to the paradox of a recursive action, your computer explodes, killing you in the process.


YOU HAVE DIED.


Deaths: 1


But fear not, for you will be given another chance!


You join the OpenPandora boards with your Twitter username and account.


Inventory:


*Ticket (Right Hand)


*Wallet (Left Hand, $35)


It is now 1:05 PM. What will you do now?

Worst game ever.