Text Adventure Game

[moz]

Go outside, take off pants, run around in circles until you vomit.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Go outside, take off pants, run around in circles until you vomit.

You go outside, with your pants off, then run around in circles. You try to do this until you vomit, but you don't get sick; you just get dizzy and fall to the ground.


Your neighbor comes outside walking his dog. When he passes by you, he says;

What the hell are you doing?

Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Underwear (Waist)


It is now 10:40 AM. What will you do now?

 

[darfgarf]

walk to the hiking shop, in order to purchase/steal (depending on wallet contents) a fecking compass

 

[Blue Protoman]

walk to the hiking shop, in order to purchase/steal (depending on wallet contents) a fecking compass

You get up and begin to walk into town to find the local sporting goods store; you want to buy a compass, and you'll find one there. You happen to be going the same direction as your neighbor.

Ten minutes later, you arrive at the store. You walk in and browse the hiking section. You manage to find a decent compass. Unfortunately, you don't have your wallet on you!


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Underwear (Waist)


It is now 10:50 AM. What will you do now?

 

[Tickles]

Put compass up ass

 

[Blue Protoman]

Put compass up ass

You remove the compass from its packaging and attempt to stick it up your ass. While it stays in, you can't get it in deep enough to hide it.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Compass (Ass)


It is now 10:55 AM. Various customers (and the clerks) are giving you funny looks. You're probably going to wind up on notalwaysright.com later. What will you do now?

 

[darfgarf]

run out of store, with compas nestled between buttcheeks, screaming 'alalalalalalalala!'

 

[Blue Protoman]

run out of store, with compas nestled between buttcheeks, screaming 'alalalalalalalala!'

You make a break for the store's exit, with the compass between your buttcheeks., shouting;

Alalalalalalalala!

You hear commotion on the inside as you leave. Probably about you.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Compass (Ass)


It is now 10:55 AM. You are on the street. Everybody's staring at you and your lack of pants. What will you do now?

 

[darfgarf]

head west!

 

[Blue Protoman]

head west!

You remove the compass from your ass to determine which way is west. You go west and wind up...back in the store.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Compass (Left Hand)


It is now 11:00 AM. Everybody's laughing at you. What will you do now?

 

[Austin25]

Eat the compass.


Go to jail.


Find implausible weapon and mask of clerk at the store under bed.


Break out disguised as clerk, then watch clerk go to jail instead.


Try to remember who I am.

 

[lulzfish]

Try to remember who I am.

Run from the CIA and listen to techno music.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Eat the compass.


Go to jail.


Find implausible weapon and mask of clerk at the store under bed.


Break out disguised as clerk, then watch clerk go to jail instead.


Try to remember who I am.

You eat the compass that you just shoplifted. Or at least attempt; you choke on the compass. A man runs over to you and gives you the Heimlich Maneuver, thus saving your life. Since you have your underwear on, you're technically not doing anything illegal, so they can't charge you for indecent exposure.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Underwear (Waist)


It is now 11:05 AM. The clerk is asking you to leave. What will you do now?

 

[Ashraf Patel]

Shoplift oil put it on a plastic bag run outside with plastic bag on your head Shouting Burn Baby Burn bumping into every random person

 

[Blue Protoman]

Shoplift oil put it on a plastic bag run outside with plastic bag on your head Shouting Burn Baby Burn bumping into every random person

You try to shoplift some oil and go nuts. But there's no oil in the store.


A security guards walks over to you, hoists you up, and tosses you out the front door. Well done! He walks back in and waits at the door, making sure you don't go back in.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Underwear (Waist)


It is now 11:10 AM. What will you do now?

 

[guax]

Go to the nearest park.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Go to the nearest park.

You decide to walk to the nearest park. It's a 15-minute walk.


You arrive there, still naked from the waist down. A lot of people are here, and about a third are staring at you. One guy, tossing around a Frisbee with his friend, is hit by the Frisbee in the head as he turns to look at you.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Underwear (Waist)


It is now 11:25 AM. What will you do now?

 

[Ashraf Patel]

Steal there frisbee run take off clothes give them the middle finger and say eat my shorts

 

[Blue Protoman]

Steal there frisbee run take off clothes give them the middle finger and say eat my shorts

You run over to the guy and look at his Frisbee on the ground. You take it, and strip naked right in front of him. You then flip him the bird and say;

Eat my shorts!

He loos flabbergasted. Too shocked to even try to get his Frisbee back. After all, wouldn't you be surprised if a random guy decided to walk up to you and take his clothes off?


Inventory:


*Frisbee (Left Hand)


It is now 11:30 AM. What will you do now?

 

[lulzfish]

Get berries