"Apologise to Bridget for the unexpected call and your angry nature" and explain "that you´ve not been feeling in full control of your actions lately". Tell her "your days been weird all over, like a recurring dream and you feel like you`ve downed an eight pack already, fell off a highrise and been hit by a truck" but first, check with her "the nature of your employment" and make a wisecrack about "if the boss will give two hoots or not that you threatened to kill his family".
Tell her "in a moment of clarity you reached for your cellphone and she was the most important person in your life at that second and you simply had to reach out to her, to seek her wisdom and comforting voice, over anyone else in your life". Think (The pizza guy would be of more use later, as you´d already eaten all the ramen noodles, after fishing up your ass for a compass, and your male co worker can go find his own, whils your parents can just go and jump) . Go on to explain that "If shes not busy before the shift tomorrow (at what time & where?), you could really use her company". Ask "if shes up for checking out your awesome home entertainment rig" Think (mightly crappy crt tv and games console collection that you cant currently recall what the feck it is (though its definitely not a Pandora, as thats obscure as fuck) , as no-one checked it out earlier but "that your bound to have a few games she may enjoy and maybe even a lightgun title, so she can play with your gun". Tell her "We can order out for pizza and I have a few beers too I think (?)".
If she agrees......
Search the apartment for a coathanger, a video camera, some newsaper, a copy of Huey Lewis and the News, a rain coat and a large fire axe!
If she declines.....
Go and check out your games console and crappy crt tv, search for a lightgun and appropriate title and tell the pizza guy to get his ass over with a double meat pizza and sprout combo. Play games until your shift is due.....
