Text Adventure Game

[Blue Protoman]

Rest for three and a half minutes.

You decide to relax for three and a half minutes.


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It is now 1:54 PM. What will you do now?

 

[Caine]

It is now 1:54 PM.

No it isn't.

 

[lulzfish]

Urinate on someone's grave. If anyone confronts you, urinate on them as well.


Edit: That would make more sense if you were drunk. Go back to your house and get the beers, then take them to cemetary to drink.

 

[foxblock]

Wait, is that guy still naked and digging up graves, oops

 

[Blue Protoman]

Urinate on someone's grave. If anyone confronts you, urinate on them as well.


Edit: That would make more sense if you were drunk. Go back to your house and get the beers, then take them to cemetary to drink.

You return to your house and grab the beer in your fridge. You then return to the cemetery, and drink all of them. When you finish, you toss all four cans on the ground.


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It is now 2:05 PM. What will you do now?

 

[Wrath Of Khan]

Look for an insane asylum and check yourself in as a patient.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Look for an insane asylum and check yourself in as a patient.

There is no insane asylum in your town. And you can't look for one right now, as you don't have the means.

 

[lulzfish]

There is no insane asylum in your town. And you can't look for one right now, as you don't have the means.

get ye means

 

[Blue Protoman]

There is no insane asylum in your town. And you can't look for one right now, as you don't have the means.

get ye means

The best way to find a mental institute is via computer, but you don't have yours on you.

 

[Wrath Of Khan]

Go home and get your pandora.Check for an ayslum on the internet with it.Then go to ayslum with pandora....

 

[Blue Protoman]

Go home and get your pandora.Check for an ayslum on the internet with it.Then go to ayslum with pandora....

You do not have a Pandora.

 

[Wrath Of Khan]

Go home and get your pandora.Check for an ayslum on the internet with it.Then go to ayslum with pandora....

You do not have a Pandora.

Purchase or steal a pandora.surf net find asylum.go to ayslum

 

[Blue Protoman]

Go home and get your pandora.Check for an ayslum on the internet with it.Then go to ayslum with pandora....

You do not have a Pandora.

Purchase or steal a pandora.surf net find asylum.go to ayslum

Nobody in your town owns a Pandora. And if you purchase a new one, it won't arrive for months. A used one will arrive sooner, but be twice the price.


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It is now 2:15 PM. What will you do now?

 

[lulzfish]

Nobody in your town owns a Pandora.

You know every person in your town closely enough to know if they own a Pandora, but you can't find a mental asylum?

 

[Blue Protoman]

Nobody in your town owns a Pandora.

You know every person in your town closely enough to know if they own a Pandora, but you can't find a mental asylum?

The Pandora is great, but let's face it, it's obscure. Therefore, it's safer to assume nobody owns one than to assume everybody owns one.

 

[Stradian]

Nobody in your town owns a Pandora.

You know every person in your town closely enough to know if they own a Pandora, but you can't find a mental asylum?

The Pandora is great, but let's face it, it's obscure. Therefore, it's safer to assume nobody owns one than to assume everybody owns one.

FOURTH WALLED


Anyway, go online to buy a plane ticket to Berlin, Germany. If can not afford, take out loan from the nearest bank.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Nobody in your town owns a Pandora.

You know every person in your town closely enough to know if they own a Pandora, but you can't find a mental asylum?

The Pandora is great, but let's face it, it's obscure. Therefore, it's safer to assume nobody owns one than to assume everybody owns one.

FOURTH WALLED


Anyway, go online to buy a plane ticket to Berlin, Germany. If can not afford, take out loan from the nearest bank.

You leave the graveyard and walk home. When you get back, you search for a decent price on a plane ticket to Berlin, Germany. The cheapest flight is $450, leaving around this time tomorrow. You don't have enough money to take the flight. Also, you need to be at work tomorrow morning.


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It is now 2:40 PM. What will you do now?

 

[Blue Protoman]

Have you guys really lost interest in this thread? I'm gravedigging this bitch whether you like it or not! B)

 

[Alec]

Open a credit card account.

 

[DaMummy]

i still wonna know where you found a next day airplane ticket to germany for $450