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Search the deepest corners of your fridge. Eat everything that is there.
 
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Search the deepest corners of your fridge. Eat everything that is there.

You search as deep in your fridge as you can go. You find a moldy potato in the back of the vegetable bin. You eat it. Eugh! Nasty. You feel sick to your stomach.


Inventory:


*Ticket (Right Hand)


*Wallet (Left Hand, $35)


It is now 1:30 PM. What will you do now?
 
Put the wallet and ticket in your room so you don't have to keep carrying them everywhere.

You go to your room and leave your wallet and ticket on your nightstand. Remember to pay that ticket later, or you'll go to court.


Inventory:


*None


It is now 1:35 PM. What will you do now?
 
Put the wallet and ticket in your room so you don't have to keep carrying them everywhere.

You go to your room and leave your wallet and ticket on your nightstand. Remember to pay that ticket later, or you'll go to court.


Inventory:


*None


It is now 1:35 PM. What will you do now?
Dont pay ticket.Go to court and wipe your arse with the ticket.
 
Put the wallet and ticket in your room so you don't have to keep carrying them everywhere.

You go to your room and leave your wallet and ticket on your nightstand. Remember to pay that ticket later, or you'll go to court.


Inventory:


*None


It is now 1:35 PM. What will you do now?
Dont pay ticket.Go to court and wipe your arse with the ticket.

You decide not to pay the ticket. When you are summoned to court, you will wipe your ass with it.


Inventory:


*None


It is now 1:40 PM. What will you do now?
 
drink beer and leave house.Go to pub for more alcohol.

You drink all four cans of the beer in your fridge. You're going to be very drunk in a few minutes. The nearest pub is not within walking distance; you'll have to drive. You have drunk a fair amount of alcohol. If you drive, you will likely crash or get arrested. Do you want to go anyway?
 
drink beer and leave house.Go to pub for more alcohol.

You drink all four cans of the beer in your fridge. You're going to be very drunk in a few minutes. The nearest pub is not within walking distance; you'll have to drive. You have drunk a fair amount of alcohol. If you drive, you will likely crash or get arrested. Do you want to go anyway?


yes
 
drink beer and leave house.Go to pub for more alcohol.

You drink all four cans of the beer in your fridge. You're going to be very drunk in a few minutes. The nearest pub is not within walking distance; you'll have to drive. You have drunk a fair amount of alcohol. If you drive, you will likely crash or get arrested. Do you want to go anyway?

yes

You exit your house and enter your car. You start to feel woozy. You back out of your parking space. You hit another car. Not good. You pull out onto the road.


Five minutes later, you're feeling more and more drunk. You veer onto the left side of the road, but you don't notice. All of a sudden, WHAM! You collide with another car head-on. You do not survive the collision.


YOU HAVE DIED.


Deaths: 3


But fear not, for you will be given another chance!


You go to your room and leave your wallet and ticket on your nightstand. Remember to pay that ticket later, or you'll go to court.


Inventory:


*None


It is now 1:35 PM. What will you do now?
 
Walk to the next graveyard, kneel down in a corner and wait for a tornado to appear.

You exit your house and head for the nearest graveyard. Ten minutes of walking later, you arrive. You kneel down in a corner and decide to wait for a tornado. You'd be wasting your time however, as tornadoes do not appear in your region.


Inventory:


*None


It is now 1:45 PM. What will you do now?
 
Dig up a grave.

You select a grave and decide to dig it up. You have no shovel, though. After five minutes of digging with your hands, you've managed to accomplish...nothing.


Inventory:


*None


It is now 1:50 PM. What will you do now?
 
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