I know, right!!???
What always bothers me is the idea that the post office CAN send you something as soon as one day. They just won't unless you give them extra money. What does that money do? Buy them supplies that make the delivery trucks faster, or make their legs move faster? No, it's basically just a modernized bribe.
"Wanna get this package there in just a SINGLE day?"
"Wow, you can do that?"
"Sure, you just have to give us extra money".
"But wait, if you CAN do it, why don't you just do it all the time?"
"Well because then we wouldn't make that extra money. If you want something to get there faster, that extra money will ensure that we'll put it in the OVERNIGHT bin instead of the "WHENEVER THE FUCK WE GET AROUND TO IT bin. Without the extra money, well, we just can't manage to put the package in the faster bin. So pay up."
What is it, more motivation for them? Well, I guess it would work for me...
Anyway, thanks for the camraderie- I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who agonizes while waiting for something like this!
What always bothers me is the idea that the post office CAN send you something as soon as one day. They just won't unless you give them extra money. What does that money do? Buy them supplies that make the delivery trucks faster, or make their legs move faster? No, it's basically just a modernized bribe.
"Wanna get this package there in just a SINGLE day?"
"Wow, you can do that?"
"Sure, you just have to give us extra money".
"But wait, if you CAN do it, why don't you just do it all the time?"
"Well because then we wouldn't make that extra money. If you want something to get there faster, that extra money will ensure that we'll put it in the OVERNIGHT bin instead of the "WHENEVER THE FUCK WE GET AROUND TO IT bin. Without the extra money, well, we just can't manage to put the package in the faster bin. So pay up."
What is it, more motivation for them? Well, I guess it would work for me...
Anyway, thanks for the camraderie- I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who agonizes while waiting for something like this!