One thing missing from the Pandora...

[MonkeyChops]

you calling me a troll!?!?!

Thems fightin words!

Ok, yea I Guess I'm just in an off topic kind of mood. My bad.

Back to the Topic.

It should have a mini projector on it for those of us with bad eye sight.... And it should make toast.

 

[sebt3]

I think today a virus has infected the board. Uselessness everywhere. I think I'll come back tomorrow and see if it is getting better.

I think that old-timer here are realy tired of newcomers' post. they are all the same :
asking a dumb question about something silly (running windows games & so on)
post like they are writing a sms
trolling about any "missing" feature
not searching by themself before asking

ahh, the Y generation...

but as bashing is not the right way to answer them (hey, PoisonnedV, youre not an asshole), the anger is going out by others ways like this one...

 

[punkrockserfer]

when society colapses in the near future, your computer wont mean shit, invest in a inflatable boat, fishing rod, bow and a quiver of arrows. a good knife, a good machette, a decient tent, good beding, and some porn.

but think of how cool you'll be when you have portable porn on the Pandora! I mean think about it, a nice big, lush screen. Massive storage capacity (with the right SD cards). The Pandora was made for porn!

 

[MonkeyChops]

but think of how cool you'll be when you have portable porn on the Pandora! I mean think about it, a nice big, lush screen. Massive storage capacity (with the right SD cards). The Pandora was made for porn!

ahh so your saying the pandora is missing a glory hole?

 

[Username]

but think of how cool you'll be when you have portable porn on the Pandora! I mean think about it, a nice big, lush screen. Massive storage capacity (with the right SD cards). The Pandora was made for porn!

Now I just have to find some important system/emulator folder to hide it in

 

[punkrockserfer]

but think of how cool you'll be when you have portable porn on the Pandora! I mean think about it, a nice big, lush screen. Massive storage capacity (with the right SD cards). The Pandora was made for porn!

ahh so your saying the pandora is missing a glory hole?

Precisely. I'm surprised you were able to read between the lines so well. :lol:

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

a built in web cam that had compact software so I can use it to do my lippy

 

[PandoraNoHako]

It also comes in paper form. :wink:

And in form of matching stationary items:

Seriously, if we ported some kind of guardian angel software that protects underage users from using the Pandora in harmful ways we might end up with parents buying the thing for their children as an opensource education tool instead of calling it a a scam (I suppose such accusations are mere excuses - probably they just fear that their children might be tempted to abuse the great amounts of power the Pandora offers to their kids, mainly in the above mentioned ways)!

Would you like to see a Pandora in the hands of your kids?
I am even hesitant to give such a powerful device to myself, to be frank.

 

[MonkeyChops]

yea right, there is no software that any kid couldn't google to find a way around.

 

[riosingh]

yea right, there is no software that any kid couldn't google to find a way around.

when i was a kid there was no internet so we just swaped porn on disks.
stag is one that sticks in mind.
whats to stop kids swaping sd cards.
i bet kids with ipods and psps swap porn, i don't know this for a fact, but if i was 13 again I would.

 

[PandoraNoHako]

yea right, there is no software that any kid couldn't google to find a way around.

At least we could make it harder for them and trust in their inherent goodness to prevail over temporary intoxication:wacko:
Seriously, the harder it is to pull off, the more time they have to cool down. I learned that through self-observation.

"Opening Pandora's box" gets a whole new meaning if you consider these possible uses...

when i was a kid there was no internet so we just swaped porn on disks.
i bet kids with ipods and psps swap porn

:twisted: Okay. I forgot to take into account that some kids don't even bother what others (ie. non-parents) know and think about them. I thought the biggest problem with porn today is the discretion and anonymity offered by the internet...

 

[MonkeyChops]

maybe you forget how hell bent little boys are for porn, (no software protection ever would have stopped me) the only way to control it as a parent is to constantly monitor what your kids are doing.

back in my day it was aol rooms. "list me!" LOL

ahh the good old days...

 

[riosingh]

kids care do what other kids think about them.
and boobies are cool.

 

[PandoraNoHako]

Sorry for getting off-topic... -_-

kids care do what other kids think about them.
and boobies are cool.

But what about the girls? Don't they think lowly of boys who are known consuments?
Probably it depends more on the kind of country you live in than I thought...

 

[MonkeyChops]

call me crazy but i don't think they will be trading porn with girls....

 

[PandoraNoHako]

Just thought the boys could start teasing and blackmailing each other and eventually sell out each other's secrets.
I sure would have been afraid of that happening sooner or later...

 

[riosingh]

Sorry for getting off-topic... -_-

kids care do what other kids think about them.
and boobies are cool.

But what about the girls? Don't they think lowly of boys who are known consuments?
Probably it depends more on the kind of country you live in than I thought...

you never talked to girls about porn and wanking.

 

[riosingh]

Just thought the boys could start teasing and blackmailing each other and eventually sell out each other's secrets...

thats just not cool.
there's nothing worse than a grass.

 

[VRAndy]

when society colapses in the near future, your computer wont mean shit, invest in a inflatable boat, fishing rod, bow and a quiver of arrows. a good knife, a good machette, a decient tent, good beding, and some porn.

Hence the solar panels for recharging!

Seriously, between the Wikimedia Foundation and Project Gutenberg, you could load your Pandora with a vast amount of potentially useful information. Pandora's small size and weight, and (I assume) low energy consumption could make it an ideal post-collapse computer. Maps of some sort would also be handy, even though for day-to-day use you'd want paper maps.

It could also be handy in an omega man scenario, or a dawn of the dead scenario.


By the way, your list is missing "Bicycle, with spare tubes and/or patch kit".

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

LMAO, I live with a man, I know what you boys get up to and don't think we girls are so innocent either.

On the fact of porn though, well whatever floats your boat. I get the feeling the porn industry is fuelled by men/boys who don't have a girlfriend or wife and obviously the Pandora is a multimedia device, closed doors and so forth....

Personally I still think it should have had a dual tee tree candle holder either side of the screen, purely for atmosphere while playing scary games