Exophase
Nothing good will ever come of Exophase.
Here's the giant question: Why not have both and piggy back them? Mount the SD card slot feature a touch high and mount the microSD underneath it - in it's shadow so to speak. Do that twice and we'll have four cards - two of each. That should yield the ultimate in flexibility.
Another option is to stack two SD cards on top of each other - offset front to back by 1.5mm or so for the leads. That might get a bit thick though.
How is this possible from a PCB design point of view, without making some kind of custom socket or adding a second PCB on top of the SD cage?
Not to mention, why on earth would they want to have two microSD slots in addition to two SD slots? I think you're under this mistaken notion that people want microSD slots even if they can have SD slots.. And they aren't going to add an external SD controller to be able to handle all these channels, that's just ridiculous (and your idea of everything on the board going through some USB3 hub makes even less sense >_<)