Marketing Slogans

[BaDToaD]

Pandora, Yes you can!

 

[JayFoxRox]

"Comes with minibar-carry-case!"
"Works out of the box!"
"We have no slogan!"

 

[MonkeyChops]

Pandora - Alright seriously, DO IT!

.

 

[Polossatik]

Vorsprung Durch Panic

+1

 

[Mr.Confuzed]

It only does everything.

 

[verm71]

Let's not forget the classic engrish catch-phrase, "But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

From original Marketing Slogans thread

And there's still always "All your Box are belong to us!" ;-)

 

[VRAndy]

 

[optional106]

Pandora - Worth the wait !

 

[hobbyman II]

this is the age of the game? (in Jimmy Savilles voice)

 

[trooper]

Pandora, Have you got what it takes, To wait.

Hi, I`m Pandora, Would YOU like to tweak my nubs. (squeaky dumb blonde voice)

To be this good takes Pandora ages.

Trooper

 

[Night]

How about something simple like:
"Its Open"
or just plain "Open"

And why not use some variation of the Sony's slogan, "Make.Believe":
"Open.Go"
"Wait.Open"
"Take.Go"
"Hack.Open"
"Make.Open"

 

[Bosbeetle]

P'andora because you're worth it!

 

[Balzac2m]

Pandora - like a hooker keeping you just from coming for 18 month.

 

[Bosbeetle]

Pandora, it's a handheld gaming device.

 

[Iorgy77]

and the original:

 

[Beholder]

"Pandora. it's a bit farmer, muthaf*cka!"

"Pandora, the explorer"

"Pandora. Existential loneliness has never been so much fun."

"Where where will it's nubs take you today?"

 

[Monk]

"Pandora - they're boxy but they're good"

 

[mosschops]

Available for sale at the next Preston Guild!

For those of you who don't do very regional English jokes...


http://www.preston.gov.uk/leisure-and-culture/guild-2012/guild-history/once-every-preston-guild/

 

[trooper]

@Iorgy, I used to have a CD32, Sadly it never worked again after getting it out of storage.

On topic,

You don`t need a girlfriend, You need a Pandora.

Or

You don`t need a life, You need a Pandora.

Are you a doctor ?, Have you got patients ?, Then you should get yourself a Pandora.

Pandora, The millennium console, Should arrive sometime This millennium.

Trooper

 

[oresmelter]

I think

'Pandora - Unlock it's secrets'