"To end the world, open here"
"Open for the apocalypse"
"Do not open until apocalypse
"Don't eat apples, unleash chaos!"
"Amongst the all the evils, there was also hope"
"Thus the world ends"
"All bad lies within. Can you take it?"
"If that bitch did it, why can't you?" (A bit on the edge, perhaps?)
"If that woman did it, why can't you?"
"If that girl did it, why can't you?"
"That girl did it. Can you?" (and the above variations...)