Marketing Slogans


Well, if there's gonna be a slogan, then it probably has to relate to Pandora (mythology) or something. Just cover it up with conveying words, yet simple, then you got a marketing slogan.
 
"To end the world, open here"

"Open for the apocalypse"

"Do not open until apocalypse

"Don't eat apples, unleash chaos!"

"Amongst the all the evils, there was also hope"

"Thus the world ends"

"All bad lies within. Can you take it?"

"If that bitch did it, why can't you?" (A bit on the edge, perhaps?)

"If that woman did it, why can't you?"

"If that girl did it, why can't you?"

"That girl did it. Can you?" (and the above variations...)
 
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The pocket rocket?It does fit in your pocket after all,or look a fuckin computer in my pocket.
 
Here's another one that we can steal, from a vodka-commercial:

"IT'S NOT FUNNY"

 
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